Ping: The Afoci
 

You should check this dynasty out:

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/for...ad.php?t=25465

Oh, and if you're done with the pump, I'd like to have it back before Wednesday. Remember, it IS dishwasher safe.

But you may not be.

an ounce of prevention is better than having to call a plumber to extract you from an appliance again.

Yeah, there should have been a warning label on that vacuum cleaner...

and on the hot water heater
and on the dehumidifier
and on the trash compactor

see a pattern?

You're right again. I *SHOULD* keep an attorney on retainer.

Although I sort of enjoyed that episode with the hot water heater, until the pilot was re-lit. I can't believe the PG&E guy thought THAT was what I had called him out for...

your deviant notions have no place here

Now you're just trolling.

Besides, I'm trying to ping The Afoci here... deviant notions are a sure-fire way to get his attention.

I am in. At least trying too.

About the pump...

Well, it seemed simple enough. I was attempting to enhance its abilities so I added about 350 horse power. Sadly, the desired effects were not achieved. After getting three different chinchillas stuck attempting to do the trick we discussed earlier, I nearly lost my pee pee and decided to give up. I destroyed the pump after the police started snooping around after rumor got out about the camel prostitution ring I had been running. One hump or two? Two humps are extra sir.

Hmm... well, accidents will happen. I wonder if that sort of thing is covered under my homeowners insurance policy.