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Stick it in the Frig,
Stick it in the Frig, Stick it in the Frig. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...irkies.sexlife |
completely crazy
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Sex therapist must be a great job. |
Not if it consists of trying to couple two 30-something spouses who've never been intimate.
Talk about awkward... |
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"Honey, where do babies come from?"
"Shut up and clean the chimney before the stork flies down." |
It does strick me as odd to think that there wasn't something instinctual that made them think "hmm, hole....thing....hole....hard thing...etc."
Maybe she had nostrils the size of silver dollars. |
I've heard stories of people not knowing how to have sex (i.e., bellybutton, butt), as ridiculous as that may seem, but the idea of getting married and not even knowing what sex is...that's the definition of living a sheltered life. Something tells me mom and dad (on both sides) were not quite forthcoming with life lessons for their teenagers.
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Well, It looks alot bigger when you use the belly button. |
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That's a very funny quote. Guess their parents didn't tell them what 'begat' means in the bible. |
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"My husband's so big, he can't even get it IN me!" Screw the 7-minute ab workout, this guy just invented the 30-second ab workout! |
I call bullshit.
From what I've heard, European television is a lot racier than American TV, and there's just no way they wouldn't have a basic understanding of how to get it on if they've ever watched television. If one presumes that they live in an area too rural for TV (unlikely - how would they know to consult a fertility clinic?), it's still bullshit, because every kid who's been raised in a rural area has seen cows and goats and dogs and sheep and such gettin' busy at one point or another. Either this couple is totally retarded, or this story is totally false. |
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I have a feeling we're not talking about Claudia Schifer here either. |
Hmmm, not doing is one thing but not knowing is another thing. They, after all, did go to a fertility clinic so they had a concept of being fertile. I'd watch for snopes.
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I agree with the bullshit theory.
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Getting there hxxp://www.snopes.com/pregnant/nosex.asp
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