So what did you buy Jim for his birthday?
 

I would wish a happy birthday to the reason we are all here.

Rectal Trout and Colossal Squid??? :)

Good catch steve. :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jim!!!

Once, I've seen Dean Houston beat a child

I was going to mention Dean Houston but unlike the trout and the squid, I couldn't recall one positive story about Dean.

What, no age provided Jim? :)

Happy Birthday.

happy birthday!

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!

I bought him Moneyball, The Baseball Encyclopedia, a lifetime subscription to Baseball Weekly, a copy of Ball Four, and a lifetime subscription to any and all of Bill James' statistical analysis of the game. I hope he takes the hint. ;)


All kidding aside: Happy Birthday Jim!

It was that or your backlog of centerfolds from Curling Illustrated.

:D

Happy hatch day, Jim.

Happy birthday!

Happy B-Day, Jim!

Happy birthday! When do the spankings begin?

Happy hatch day, Jim !

Was it really a birthday, or Jim's interpretation of a birthday?

You mean they haven't already started...?

...

Happy Birthday Joe

FOF 2004

I bought him a positive review for his next game from druez.

Happy Birthday!!!

Just GREAT. You forgot the Ken Burns documentary. Now we'll NEVER get FOF Baseball.

Not a very expensive gift. I think you can do better.

I bought him an IRS audit.

Unless "certain" terms can be worked out.

POLITICAL SIM!!

Happy Birthday Jim!

I bought him a tackle box, so he can begin work on Front Office Trout Fishing 2004.

I bought him an NFLPA license, so he could take a dump on it.

Happy birthday, Jimbo... :)

Are you sure you're on a Jimbo basis. That's like calling up and giving him the old "it's me" routine.

Hey, I've been buying his products and reading his posts for five years now. I can call him whatever the damn well I please... ;)

Hell, we were even in the same SimSports Basketball league for a while years ago...

Thanks for the kind thoughts.

I got Jim tickets to this weekends lacrosse Final Four, a new Brine lacrosse stick, a subscription to every lacrosse magazine there is and an official "Syracuse Mohawks 2005 IHOF Champions" t-shirt... happy birthday :D

Happy Birthday!

Happy B-day man...

Happy Birthday, Jim!

I got him an Ohio State jersey, wrapped in a Notre Dame jersey.


Oh, random questions...why am I suddenly banned from buying any future Solecismic product, and why did I have to return the ones I already own?

:cool:

There's a clue about the next game buried in these words, I just know it. :D