Chess...To the EXXXtreme!
 

Notice my crafty use of EXXXtreme in the title...I'm quite witty.

I'll never look at Chess the same way.

hxxp://www.lovechess.nl/

Not worksafe...or safe for anyone for that matter.

When I think Chess, I think of Greek Gods making love...not sure about the rest of you.

To the Exxxtreme, i rock the mic like a vandal! :)

"Probably" not work-safe? Heh.

Yeah, I should change that...wrote that before I really looked at the site.

Light up the stage, wax a chump like a candle.

Dance!

I make the speakers go boom.. I'm poisoning your brain like a poisonous mushroom

Deadly!

When I play a dope
melody, anything less
than the best is a...

Felony!

Love it or leave it, you better give way, you better hit bullseye this kid don't play!

If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it.

Check out the hook while the DJ revolves it!

do do do do-do-do do

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'