Britney gets Worse and Worse
 

A damn shame!

She wasn't shit to begin with.

And she's stupid, too...



BRITNEY: WHO NEEDS PRENUP?

July 7, 2004 -- BRITNEY Spears insists she's marrying for love, not money — and the pop tart is resisting pressure from her parents to force her fiance, dancer Kevin Federline, to sign a prenuptial agreement. Spears, worth $100 million, reportedly had to pay for her own $40,000, 5-carat engagement ring, and has put Federline on her permanent payroll as he has no money of his own. Spears' mother, Lynne, is said to be distraught over Spears' blind love. According to Star, her dad, Jamie, begged her to demand a prenup — to no avail. The couple, who have known each other a scant three months, have already bought a house on Mulholland Drive and are making wedding preparations for November. Sources told Star that Lynne is hurt because Spears told her assistant the good news about the engagement before she told her mother. Britney has shrieked at her mom, "This is my life, let me live it!" Under California law, if Spears and Federline marry without a prenup, he could get half her fortune should they divorce. Meanwhile, gawker.com adds Spears has been looking to sell her NoHo apartment, probably because Federline, a country boy, doesn't like the big city.

What the hell is she wearing?

And the guy she is marrying already has a kid with his ex-girlfriend, and she is pregnant again with their second child. But the ex-girlfriend is supposedly cool with their engagement......

I can not wait for Britney's behind the music show in five years, should be quite entertaining. :)

I'd still fuck her. even WITH those goofy boots on.

sure sure DD, but WITH those goofy shades on?

dola, even considering the zits, the Melanie Griffith sunglasses, those stupid boots, the snotty look on her face...the BIGGEST turnoff in that picture for me is the cigarette

I agree

I'd wear the shades AND the boots, if she asked me to.

At least you could tell her knee is screwed up...she ugly tho...U G L Y ugly

I don't think that is her is it?

Its her.
You can tell by the tattoo.
The bar code type thing on her pelvic line.

In that second picture, she looks like a cross between Dana Plato and Melanie Griffith.

Yuuuuuuuuck.

no fair. I used the Melanie Griffith line first.

I met Lisa Hartman at a Clint Black concert once. I had connections with a techie, and I sat behind the sound and lighting technicians at their boards. There was a row of chairs there, and we had two of them. I was floored when Lisa Hartman came and sat down next to me. She was really very cool and personable. I still remember when she lit up that cigarette and suddenly became infinitely less attractive. At first I was totally distracted by this hot babe sitting next to me, then I was totally distracted that she was spoiling the whole thing by smoking.

Almost makes me want to stop doing drugs. I could be that ugly in only years.

Ha! So you did. You're right, it's the sunglasses.

you know, it's probably your subconcious talking;
if Clint Black ever passed away, she'd be a Black Widow...

I'll insert the *groan* so the rest of you don't have to. :D

I heart DD

This girl obviously must be taking some kinda drugs..or it could be the hollywood madness thing got to her..

This guy is lucky as hell....not because its britney, but because in 12 months he will be very RICH. after the divorce settlement that is..

Oh. and i think that Justin Timberlake got the better of this little spat eh?

you can't take the trailer out of the trailer trash.

Isn't it "you can take the trailer out of 'trailer trash,' but you can't take the trash out of 'trailer trash'?

That outfit has got to be one of the most obnoxious outfits I've ever seen. Ug boots with daisy dukes, 2 miss-matching tanktops, a pair of ridiculous earings and those glasses just make her look so white trash. If my girlfriend ever tried to pull something like that I'd have to end it right then and there.

dola: that being said, when she is all made up for a show, with all her makeup on and her body hugging outfits, she looks hot :D

Your girlfriend or Britney? ;)

yup.


All I can say is: WHITE TRASH.

She makes Christina Aguilera into a trend-setter.

Don't do as they do, Jessica Simpson.

I had no idea there was an established expression.

let me clarify: you cant take the trailer trash out of the trailer trash

I'm thinking of a word and it rhymes with hanky and panky.

You can take 'em out of the trailer, but you can't take out the trash...

Cranky? Franky? Lanky? Skan.. AH HA!

And this is probably piling on, but so be it...

SPANKY!

That's my dog's name.


Hmmmmm...

I happen to like that bra size myself.

Wow. She use to be one of the girls I'd banged but not anymore.*Removes Britney off the list*

She needs to be put in the figure-4 with a few chair shots to the knee.

bring back GLOW!

That's the best looking thing I've seen all day today.



I wish I had a cigarette like Britney.

Is she buying drugs in that first picture?

Brittney's worth $100 million? Is that money in the bank?

Start hiding your $$ now Brit.

BTW, aren't those winter boots? Damn she looks AWEFUL!! It's all downhill from here chicky.

I think the expression is "you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl."

"You can get hitched to trash, but you can't sit down in the girl's trailer"?

I think someone needs to buy some acne medicine. :rolleyes:

Thank you for that "Coke out of the nose moment". I needed that today. :)

HAHA, it really does look like that doesn't it?! haha.

Why is that photo of Keith Richards captioned with Melanie Griffith's name?