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stevew 07-13-2004 11:52 AM

600 Pound Tiger on the Loose.
 
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,125485,00.html

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LOXAHATCHEE, Fla. — A 600-pound tiger eluded capture for a second day Tuesday after escaping from the compound of its owner, a former actor who once played Tarzan.

Deputy sheriffs and state game officials set up a perimeter around a search area and started beating the bush again at daybreak, said Willie Puz, spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (search).

The 6-year-old tiger was spotted several times, most recently around 7:30 a.m. Tuesday by a woman who said it was in her back yard. Officials hoped it would simply grow hungry and return home in search of food, Puz said.

The tiger was reported missing Monday afternoon from the home of Steve Sipek (search), who played Tarzan decades ago under the screen name Steve Hawkes (search), said Paul Miller, spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office. Sipek has raised the tiger since it was a cub.

When the first deputies arrived on the scene Monday, the cat jumped on top of their car, Miller said. Puz said searchers who spotted it several times Monday evening were never close enough to shoot it with tranquilizer darts.


Though law enforcement officers were available to escort nervous residents away from the area, Puz said officials were encouraging people to "go about their normal business."

"The tiger has only roamed about 200 yards from its home, which means it's not out free-roaming all over," he said.

Sipek has another tiger, two lions, a black leopard and a cougar on his property, the Palm Beach Post reported. The cats, mostly castoffs from zoos, are usually kept in a mazelike series of interlocking cages.

In February 2002, a 750-pound tiger mauled a woman who was helping Sipek during a photo shoot at his compound. She was bit on the head.

In 1985, a tame, three-legged black leopard belonging to Sipek eluded searchers for nearly three days before being found wandering near a fence on his property.

Sipek said at the time that he had been devoted to the big cats ever since one pulled him from a fire during the filming of a Tarzan movie.

According to the Internet Movie Data Base, "Steve Hawkes" played Tarzan in a series of Spanish-language Tarzan movies around 1970 and was called Zan of the Jungle when they were released in English. He retired from acting after an on-set accident, it said.

His property is about 15 miles west of Palm Beach. It is bordered by other similar sized estates and mini-ranches, many with livestock. Canals and wooded areas and scrubby brush surround the homes that sit on five-acre lots off dirt roads. Lion County Safari and the swampy Loxahatchee National Wildlife Refuge (search) are a few miles away.


Go about your normal buisiness.

Yeah, with a 600lb tiger in the area. MMMKAY

Kodos 07-13-2004 11:54 AM

Bad day to wear your steak shorts out of the house.

sachmo71 07-13-2004 11:54 AM

I thought the 600 pound tiger LIVED in my pants?

Kodos 07-13-2004 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by sachmo71
I thought the 600 pound tiger LIVED in my pants?


Apparently he ate whatever was there and left. :p

rkmsuf 07-13-2004 12:00 PM

The tiger is obviously trying to purchase NCAA 2005 as soon as possible.

JeeberD 07-13-2004 12:02 PM

Hmmm, haven't seen Noop in a bit. Wonder if he made a tasty morsel for the tiger or if he was too stringy?

Fritz 07-13-2004 12:02 PM

RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

stevew 07-13-2004 12:07 PM

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Officials hoped it would simply grow hungry and return home in search of food, Puz said

Man, I hope he's talking about Tiger food, and not Humans posing as tiger food.

rkmsuf 07-13-2004 12:08 PM

Somebody call Roy

miked 07-13-2004 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew
Man, I hope he's talking about Tiger food, and not Humans posing as tiger food.


Yeah, what if this Tiger realizes he's...you know...a Tiger and decides he doesn't have to wait around for Zan to give him kibble.

Fritz 07-13-2004 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew
Man, I hope he's talking about Tiger food, and not Humans posing as tiger food.


You know many people with a tiger food costume kit? Even if they have one, whats the chance of them randomly wearing one in the middle of the summer? Okay, even if they would, don't you think they might take it off when they find out there is a 600 pound tiger on the loose who hasn't eaten a few days? Well, I say anyone who has a tiger food costume and chooses to wear it in july with a hungry tiger on the loose deserves what they get.

Ksyrup 07-13-2004 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz
You know many people with a tiger food costume kit? Even if they have one, whats the chance of them randomly wearing one in the middle of the summer? Okay, even if they would, don't you think they might take it off when they find out there is a 600 pound tiger on the loose who hasn't eaten a few days? Well, I say anyone who has a tiger food costume and chooses to wear it in july with a hungry tiger on the loose deserves what they get.


Are you Jack Handey?

Fritz 07-13-2004 01:26 PM

dola

I could see where there might be a problem if "Whose Line is it Anyway" is in town for an outdoor festival and the "Tiger Food" index card is drawn for an impersonation. That Wayne Brady is real good.

stevew 07-13-2004 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz
dola

I could see where there might be a problem if "Whose Line is it Anyway" is in town for an outdoor festival and the "Tiger Food" index card is drawn for an impersonation. That Wayne Brady is real good.


Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a Fritz?

bbor 07-13-2004 01:29 PM

I tought i taw a puddy cat....

Fritz 07-13-2004 01:30 PM

I give you that gem and you return with a steaming pile of poo

Franklinnoble 07-13-2004 02:18 PM

There's nothing more serious than a 600 pound tiger about to charge your ass...

sterlingice 07-13-2004 02:41 PM

And I thought this was going to be a Cecil Fielder thread. :(

SI

SFL Cat 07-13-2004 07:01 PM

Tiger shot by some Palm Beach cops after it lunged at them. It's dead.

stevew 07-13-2004 07:26 PM

Man, the tiger never had a chance :(

Franklinnoble 07-13-2004 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice
And I thought this was going to be a Cecil Fielder thread. :(

SI


I thought this was going to be about Tiger Woods having a gladular problem and going insane.

Noop 07-13-2004 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD
Hmmm, haven't seen Noop in a bit. Wonder if he made a tasty morsel for the tiger or if he was too stringy?


No I am still here :)

Qwikshot 07-13-2004 08:01 PM

R.I.P. Bobo


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