WMDs?
 

Iraqi security reportedly discovered three missiles carrying nuclear heads concealed in a concrete trench northwest of Baghdad, official sources said Wednesday.

The official daily al-Sabah quoted the sources as saying the missiles were discovered in trenches near the city of Tikrit, the hometown of ousted Iraqi President Saddam Hussein.

"The three missiles were discovered by chance when the Iraqi security forces captured former Baath party official Khoder al-Douri who revealed during interrogation the location of the missiles saying they carried nuclear heads," the sources said.

They pointed out that the missiles were actually discovered in the trenches lying under six meters of concrete and designed in a way to unable sophisticated sensors from discovering nuclear radiation.

The sources said al-Douri, who is related to former Vice Chairman of the Iraq Revolution Council and Saddam's right-hand man Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri, was captured after Iraqi police intercepted an e-mail message in which he set a meeting with another former Baath official.

The report could not be authenticated by the interior ministry or the national security department, but the paper noted Iraqi Foreign Minister Hoshiar Zibari made a surprise request recently to Mohammed el-Baradei, head of the International Atomic Energy Agency, to resume inspections for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.


http://www.washtimes.com/upi-breakin...1009-2541r.htm

Of course, these "aren't the nukes we are looking for"

[/jedi mind trick]

No freakin' way!

Ah ha!

....But


Iraq Interior Ministry Says Report on Nukes 'Stupid'

BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Iraq's Interior Ministry dismissed as "stupid" a report in a local newspaper on Wednesday that said three nuclear missiles had been found near the town of Tikrit.
A senior U.S. military official told reporters he had no information on the report in the newspaper al-Sabah. He said officials were checking the report.

Asked by Reuters about the report, a spokesman at the Interior Ministry said: "It's stupid."
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...toryID=5731553

So who the fuck actually knows what is going on?

It's got to be hard to find WMD in a country the size of Iraq when two threads on the issue can't even be located on the same page...:p

Are they checking on whether the nukes exist, or whether the report is "stupid?"

and the thread title ah ha, is just so freaking descriptive, i dont know how i could have f*cking missed it.

that's some of your finest work there

I think I'll play "wait and see" on this.

Report to the f*ck thread immediately.

If you can find it... :)


I'm kidding, I'm kidding....

How much do you trust UPI?

Or the Washington Times?

Or Iraqi security...

Or the muffin man...

I call bullshit on this one.

The muffin man?

the muffin man.

Do you know the muffin man?

You're on a roll in this thread! Funny stuff.

The one who lives on Drury Lane?