Summarizing the Political Debates
 

Let's summarize every FOFC political debate:

Right-wing Republicans are goose-stepping, jackbooted Nazis.

Left-wing Democrats are PC cauliflower heads who live in La-la land.

And I'm right. Does this about sum it up?


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Actually, I recognized it as humor almost immediately.

After all ... you're never right :D

looks like blacky does drink in the middle of the week

I resent your implications about cauliflower. I rather enjoy cauliflower.

You left out gulllible.

Oh, you were just joking.

A briefer way to characterize the debate.

Republicans = Evil
Democrats = Stupid

How can the party that has W. as their star not be considered the "stupid" party. ;)

Democrats want to save the world but have no idea how to do it.

Republicans hate everyone, but they have the statistics to prove it.

I've always heard this one:

If you're young and a Republican, you have no heart.

If you're old and a Democrat, you have no brain.

I'm looking more at how the parties characterize each other rather than individuals within the party.

The Constitution guarantees every citizen's rights to enjoy cauliflower in the privacy of their own home.

Although I personally despise cauliflower (yes, even smothered in cheese sauce), I will die fighting for your right to "enjoy" it however you so choose.

"left wing" (yeah, good one) democrat : "I say your three cent titanium tax goes too far."
right wing republican : "And I say your three cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough."

Left Wing: Want to control you through money not mind...
Right Wing: Want to control you through mind not money...

I love over simplifying things.... :)

Oh and your post was funny too... :)

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Yeah, me too. I pull this one out on occasion (when the situation calls for it, which is rarely).

I used to have no heart, but the passing of time has put me right. :)

CR