My Nomination for Sports Quote of the Year
 

from: http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/f...dolphins-front

Williams will have his photography skills featured in the September issue of FHM Magazine. A press release says Williams told FHM that while he respects Dave Wannstedt, players make fun of the coach's mustache.

"It's something I'd love to photograph," Williams told the magazine. "I'd take a step back and use a wide-angle lens. You can't get too close or you won't be able to capture it all. And you'd want to have good light so you can get the full texture of the mustache."

What is the Over and Under he was high when he said it?

you would need to be high to focus on the texture of a man's mustache

Or in love. Texture is very important down there.