CQI
 

My wife needs some creative/humorous, but suitable-for-work, definitions for a presentation she's giving tomorrow about "C.Q.I." (Continuous Quality Improvement). I figured this would happen faster with the combined evil genius of guys on here. I'm not good at this sort of thing...

I have no idea what CQI is even with the acronym spelled out.

Yeah, neither do I. :( She jsut asked me for help. I know it has something to do with licensing for the adoption agency for which she works.

Heres what it is:

A process; a way of conducting business

A belief that the opinions and ideas of each person have great value for the institution

A way of governing that allows for input from all interested parties

A philosophy that no matter how good we are, there is always room for improvement

A system that is ONLY successful if people volunteer

I was gonna say continuously improving the quality of something.

Comfortably Quoting Idiots

Conveniently Quoting Imbeciles?

Consistenly Quashing Innovation?

oooh! We may have a winner!

(Bell rings) It's over! First round TKO!

She just changed one of her slides to read: "CQI: Consistently Quelling Innovation, or Continuous Quality Improvement?" Thanks cthomer!

lol, you're welcome.