OT: Funny spam
 

I opened up my work email this morning and almost spit water on my monitor when I noticed the senders name:

Christy Cream [[email protected]]


At least the name was amusing. :)

You scare me sometimes.

One of my girlfriend's best friends is named Christy Crim. I don't think she's related to Ms. Cream, though...

pix pls, kthx.

Hmmm...I got a spam from C. Cream at [email protected] today. Wonder if that was from Christy Cream? The tramp sure does get around...

I got an email from a place for penis enlargement, telling me that I would be able to break down walls with my cock.

You should buy that and make it standard US Army issue.

Wow, over the past week I've gotten a couple of e-mails from C. Cream and one from C.C. Cream, but no Christy Cream. But just a couple of minutes ago I checked my spam box and guess who I have an e-mail from? Christy Cream!

My life is now complete.

Oh, and Sachmo, you can quit sending me your porn spam now...

Gives a whole new definition to "Bunker-Buster"

106 ND+ Aug 26 Maple Leafs ( 34) Canadian Prescriptions up to 60% off


Maple Leafs is really pushing the Canadian prescriptions... that's the 3rd time I've gotten that one.

But I want you to SEE the love that I have with your mom! Just talking about it doesn't do it justice!


:D

I got one today that said I could increase the size of my penis. I was like cool...I didn't realize they could do this and if I wasn't so large already this would be awesome.

ChrstyCream sent me an email too! -- "Please visit my site"

Hmmm...got one from Kristy Cream today. Interesting...