Work Sucks
 

Perhaps I should retire to concentrate my energies on recreational drug use?

I think you should just report to training camp, play out the season, and then retire... before the free agency period and the draft, so you don't just leave your company hanging.

Maybe it isn't to late to take up a career in the NFL?

You can do both, and people will love you for it :D

Wow...A work sucks thread that was'nt started by Coffee....i'm shocked:)

Ricky Williams called. He said you'd better wash out his bong before you bring it back this time.

The funny thing was, I was considering posting a New Development today, too. :)

You tease

It's good to be on vacation

People keep speaking of these. I still do not know what they mean.

I've been training all week with the hot girl. Too bad she's leaving tomorrow. We sat around and talked for a few hours today... good times with the not working.

pix pls, kthx.

unfortunately, I don't have a camera phone. She's 23, about 5'7, 115 pounds, short blond hair... but she's a recovering drug addict, so I only think about 3% of the board would have an interest in her.

Plus her boyfriend just settled a lawsuit for $20 million (he's a lawyer)... well, his firm gets $20 million, not sure the lawsuits worth... she spent $1200 at Victoria's Secret yesterday (:)), or so she says... Yes, I spent far too much time talking.

I'd ask her to model it for you....

yeah, I don't really want to piss off my girlfriend

Obviously you are not thinking enough with the proper head.

This is the perfect chance to have your girlfriend and her model ALL the Victoria Secret stuff for you.

Then don't tell her about it.