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Saturday, CW Puts on his Robe and Wizard Hat
...or something. This is too rich to not share with ya'll.
Talked to my folks this evening. They tell me they are hosting a party for their company saturday, and I should come. I inform them I was planning on going to Chicago to visit friends. They inform me I should not go up, as a certain girl who works there is my age and will be showing up, single, blah blah blah. Apparently she's even a redhead. This is either going to absolutely suck, or I'm going to charge her like a rhino. And yes. There will be pics posted. |
and on Sunday, CW will wake up next to a guy in a panda suit.
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this thread has potential
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Thank you. |
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I'd say it has more upside, but not quite tremendous upside. |
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There *will* be jello shots at this party. Me and jello shots have a long and bad history, thanks to those little fuckers being a regular at a certain New Years party I go to. |
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So is that an admission that you already have woken up at least once next to a guy in a panda suit? |
Last I heard it was a man in kodiak bear suit... thats why its a bad history... a panda suit would have been ambiguous history
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I thought we agreed never to talk about that night. |
Where is the ladies man ? 10 posts and no mention of the ladies man....
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Did you not read the panda diatribe? Besides Fritz, not many men dress in Panda suits on a daily basis. |
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Sorry... The Ladies' Man was updating his dynasty thread. Make sure she maintains eye contact while you do her in the butt. |
make sure she presents first. Panda's aren't too happy if you move in too soon.
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Time to polish up the ol' penguin hat.
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Isn't it just tks? Or is it thx? |
WSU is right. You are going to wear the hat? Right?
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Oh shit...I screwed up. The gods will never forgive me now. |
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I was thinking of attaching a big gold chain around the penguin and wearing him around my neck, actually. True pimpin'. |
Well, you shouldn't have a problem picking up a redhead then... just ask JeeberD
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Here i thought you were gonna go out in the woods and play some advanced dungeons and dragons.
Lightning bolt! |
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You think she'd go for that? |
a her0 is u
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need to post in this thread...... before it's cool to post in this thread
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I'm sorry. The "cool" zone in a FOFC thread is the first 12 posts. Yours was post #23. Thanks for playing and have a nice day. |
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damn |
screw the cool zone. I posted here. MUHAHAHA.
Therefore it is now uncool. |
10 bucks your crotch gets lit on fire...literally, not figuratively.
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Good luck, Coffee!
-Remember to brush your teeth. -Pratice smiling without that sarcastic look on your face that you have in your pictures. -Wear underwear, so maybe you'll get to take them off later after you soil them when she touches you on the leg (accidentally). -Lie. Often. -Save the robe and wizard hat for the third date. -Don't compare her eyes to your mom's. It creeps some women out. -Don't charge like a rhino. -Be cocky and funny. -DO NOT TALK ABOUT WORK! You need to get to know her before telling her how you would like to kill everyone in your office. Especially if she is one of those people. -Drink a beer or two, but don't get drunk. -If you eat, eat safe foods. Tacos are out, but cheetoes are ok. -Compliment her, but do it like normal people do. Don't say "your ears are beautiful, and remind me of Arwen, elf maiden and wife of Aragorn!" Instead, try "I like your hat. It's very pretty." -Don't poke her in the eye. Unless...well, you'll know if it's ok. I hope. -Ask her about what kind of music she likes. -Nod. Even if you don't understand what the hell she is talking about. -If all goes well, at the end of the night, ask her if she would like to have dinner with you. Get her number. Do not write it on your hand, as you will rub the numbers off later when you are alone. You dirty man, you. Dismissed. |
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Anyone want to bet the redhead looks like a Rhino? |
One more... Be Cocky and Funny
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It's a given, though. |
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Dear God, hear my humble plea.... and return unto us the QOTM, without which FOFC has become barren and cold. |
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Franklinnoble, why don't you create a website with QOTM then link it in your sig. I mean, if it is important enough to bring up every day then you should show some initiative. |
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I don't want to have to go somewhere else to see a QOTM... I want it at the top of the forum here, with the option for the easily-offended members to simply turn it off. I appreciate your suggestion, but honestly, it's like me saying, "Gee, it'd be really nice if I could order pizza for all the guys," and you replying with, "Hey, why don't you just go open a pizza parlor yourself, and then invite all your friends to come out and eat there. Take some initiative." |
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No, it isn't at all. It is like someone who likes something being creative to have it and not forcing it on a community that does not want it. |
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It's the thrill of the hunt. |
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I think most of the community was happy with it, and a vocal few took it away for the sake of political correctness, because FOFC was supposed to be entering a new, sophisticated "golden age" with the last game's release and a link on Solecismic.com and everything. |
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:rolleyes: |
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What kind of business do your parents run? |
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I'm glad you're here SkyDog. I need to borrow your patriotic underwear for the weekend. |
Whats the party for? Dungeons and Dragons? Dont forget your Ring of protection +4.
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Who's being unpleasant? I'm not tossing around personal insults or anything... I'm just calling it like it is. You turned it off because you didn't want to offend new members who might get hit with a lewd quote their first trip out to FOFC. I get it. I just don't agree with it. |
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QOTM is one of the reasons I decided to stick around when I found the site. |
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So I assume we shouldn't ask you if the board will be patched to allow customizable forum sizes, forum realignment or thread expansion and contraction? |
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Don't forget to wrap your horn. |
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This is a redhead, tategter. You need to do that schiznit bareback. |
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Absolutely funny shit! |
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Good point. Last time I charged a readhead like a rhino she charged my Visa card. |
I'd go to Chicago.
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