This is THE MESSAGE BOARD!
 

After looking through the posts (as I usually do everyday now), I begin to realize how useful and entertaining this board is. Not too long ago, my wife was wondering what would be considered a good set of knives.

My reply:
"Hey, why don't you join FOFC and ask THE BOARD."

Her reply:
"Huh?"

After giving her the details, she reluctantly joined. She posts her question and within a couple of hours, she was able to find a good set of knives.

I come to this site for world news, comedy,software, games and politics. I have also seen this site used for relationship, legal, and real estate advice, typographical ribbing,trivia games, and lastly Front Office Football.


I have made a number of purchases based on reviews of FOFCers. And I am proud that the community has spans a number of age groups, professions (and lack thereof) and races. All it needs is just more women. I have experienced births on this board as well as deaths and everything in between like marriages, graduations, etc.

Although my profile says I have been here since 2003, I have actually been visiting this board since 2000 (just check out my old profile called Antmeister.....I just couldn't remember my password or my old email account).

It's funny how a board dedicated to Front Office Football got out of control to make one of the most interesting, dynamic online communities ever. And all this headed by a guy who wears patriotic underwear while posing and stretching his manhood at the same time. Welcome to THE MESSAGE BOARD!

What does this have to do with bashing either John Kerry or George Bush?!?!? :mad:



















;)

pics pls k thx

I hope your wife has embraced the advice of The Ladies Man.

where is the trout in rectum option? :(

I agree. I have abandoned all of my previous haunts, so I can hang out here and annoy other text sim geeks exclusively.

i miss MylesKnight :(

Where is TroyF? He is needed in the college football post....

We need some good catchphrases, so we can be just like THE BIG SHOW, Sportscenter.

I'm rich, beyatch!

How about,
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD... YES!!!, but first pix plz thx

"That board is like an ugly vagina, even when it's ugly, you still sort of wanna go there."

Too long?

At least she needed a question answered. I joined because my husband finds you guys more entertaining. Now I am entertaining too. :)

well, at least we helped one person get laid. Now if we could just get the other 3668 members laid.

<---- shakes her head
Say what? I should of expected an answer like that from a male dominated board...

Stop it guys, you are scaring the wife away.....ok forget it.....I know I have no control.

Just ask anything, you are good for one good post out of 10 - 15. Very useful stuff here.

Great, now I feel like a real heel. If it makes ya feel better, im referencing Paris Hiltons vagina, not vagina in general.

Im not helping myself at all.

He's been around some.

If we really wanted to scare her away, we'd put up a picture of me in my jean shorts.

Im thinking about leaving due to the very mental image. :D

Oh, which reminds me, we decided on the

Wusthof Grand Prix 7-Piece Knife Block Set. Big thumbs up! These knives are AMAZING, thanks for the b-day present Ant ;)

No problem, Mrs. Bobbitt

Agreed. Last week I asked about a multi-functional printer. I think I got three or four serious responses before it degenerated. I don't think trout was mentioned though, so I don't think I've been admitted into the club yet. :)

Classic!

Nice reference even if that did get a cross-legged wince from me; the trivia value was worth it.

SI

My girlfriend has started reading this message board as well.

My wife did a while ago, but the pledge item scared her away. I don't think we'd ever get her to post here.

anticipating edit: pledge of allegiance, not Lemon Pledge.

I read this initially as "My wife died a while ago" and thought "How the hell did I miss that news?"

You keep telling yourself that.

Dola,

I always thought you were DraftDodger's wife. Now I am just so happy for you!

My wife read the board for the first time today. She was reading the post about the unruly child and the responses. She came up with a good idea and is looking into it. Anyway she was still browsing the board when I checked up on her twenty minutes later. Is this a good thing or should I be worried now?

It's a good thing, I've gotten news from the board as well. It's funny cuz I'd call my husband after hearing the "latest" in sports and he'll say, "Buh, that's old news, I heard it from the board hours ago". Advise, news, how can you not like it?

lol I think I might be the only one who gets that

so many punchlines here, where to begin?

This is funny, because the last few weeks my wife has been saying that she wants to join, because I am always reading stuff to her from here........anyways, I told her she could, but she is not allowed to read my posts.............hasn't done it yet though.

Last night was huge...for the first time i read something from here to her and she actually listened the whole way through. Its a new day in Flasch186-ville.

Huh....my wife didn't tell me you were over last night..... :confused:

well, It was my GF that was over there last night, I just read it to her over the phone.

My wife and your GF?


hate to say this, but.......

pix pls.

cringe, i submit for your approval

ok, i approve.....

now for what i was really after, the "action" shots of her and my wife.........:D

oh, posting them next...

What just happened to this thread? I don't view it for a day and this is what happens.....

so please hurry and post pix please....

He's turned to the evil side after showing up in the English Premier League soccer thread.

I stumbled across this post and wanted an update: did any of your wives/girlfriends/significant others join?

Pix on the wife/GF action... pls thx

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