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IN CONGRAS JULY 4 176!!!1 WTF LOL DA UNANIMOUS
D3CLARATION
OF TEH
THIRTEN UNIETD STAETS OF MARICA!!1!1 WTF
WH3N IN TEH COURSE OF HUMAN 3VENTS IT BCOM3S NECESARY FOR ON3 PAOPLE 2 DISOLVE DA POLITICAL BANDS WHICH HAEV CON3CT3D TH3M WIT ANOTH3R AND 2 ASUME MONG TEH POW3RS OF DA EARTH DA SEPARAET AND 3QUAL STATION 2 WHICH DA LAWS OF NATURE AND OF NATURAS GOD ENTITLA THEM A D3CENT R3SP3CT 2 TEH OPINIONS OF MANKIND RAQUIERS TAHT THEY SHUD R TEH CAUS3S WHICH IMP3L THAM 2 TEH S3PARATION111! OMG WTF LOL

WE HOLD TH3S3 TRUTHS 2 B SELF-3VIEDNT TAHT AL M3N R CRAAETD AQUAL TAHT TH3Y R ENDOWED BY THERE CREA2R WIT CERTANE UNALEINABL3 RIGHTS TAHT MONG THESE R LIEF LIEBRTY AND TEH PURSUIT OF HAPIENS-TAHT111!11 LOL 2 SECURE THESE RIGHTS GOVERNMANTS R INSTITUT3D MONG MEN D3RIVNG THERE JUST POW3RS FROM TEH CONSENT OF DA GOVARNED TAHT WHANAVER ANY FORM OF GOVERNM3NT BCOMES D3STRUCTIEV OF TH3SE 3NDS IT IS DA RIGHT OF TEH PAOPLE 2 ALTER OR 2 ABOLISH IT AND 2 INSTITUTE NU GOV3RNM3NT LAYNG ITS FOUNDATION ON SUCH PRINCIPL3S AND ORGANIZNG ITS POW3RS IN SUCH FORM AS 2 THAM SHAL SEM MOST LIEKLY 2 EFECT THEYRE SAEFTY AND HAPIENS!!1!!! OMG PRUD3NC3 INDED WIL DICTAET TAHT GOVARNMENTS LONG ASTABLISHED SHUD NOT B CHANGED FOR LIGHT AND TRANSEINT CAUS3S AND ACORDNGLY AL 3XPAREINCE HATH SHEWN TAHT MANKIND R MOR3 DISPOSAD 2 SUF3R WHIEL EVILS R SUFERABLA THAN 2 RIGHT THEMSELVES BY ABOLISHNG DA FORMS 2 WHICH THEY R ACUS2M3D11!!11 OMG BUT WH3N A LONG TRANE OF ABUSES AND USURPATIONS PURSUNG INVARIABLY DA SME OBJ3CT 3VINCES A DASIGN 2 RADUCE TH3M UNDER ABSOLUTE DESPOTISM IT IS THEYRE RIGHT IT IS THERE DUTY 2 THROW OF SUCH GOVERNMENT AND 2 PROVIED NU GUARDS FOR THEYRE FUTUR3 S3CURITY1!1!11!! SUCH HAS BEN TEH PATEINT SUFERANCE OF THESE COLONEIS AND SUCH IS NOW TEH N3C3SITY WHICH CONSTRANES THEM 2 ALTER THEYRE FORMAR SYSTEMS OF GOVARNMENT111! LOL TEH HIS2RY OF TEH PRASENT KNG OF GR3AT-BRITANE IS A HIS2RY OF REP3AETD INJUREIS AND USURPATIONS AL HAVNG IN DIERCT OBJ3CT TEH ESTABLISHMENT OF AN ABSOLUTA TYRANY OVER THESE STAETS11!1! OMG LOL 2 PROV3 THIS L3T FACTS B SUBMITAD 2 A CANDID WORLD1!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL

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That needs to be printed in junior high history textbooks if we're ever going to want the kids to learn about the Declaration...

:D :D

Nice.

FOR GOD SO LOVAD TEH WORLD TAHT HE GAEV HIS ONLY BGOT3N SON TAHT WHOSOEV3R BLEIVETH IN HIM SHUD NOT PARISH BUT HAEV EVARLASTNG LIEF1!1! OMG LOL

I have been using the AOL translator for about a year. It is good for much hilarity.

ONC3 UPON A MIDNIGHT DREARY WHIEL I PONDERAD W3AK AND WAARY
OVAR MANY A QUANET AND CURIOUS VOLUME OF FORGOT3N LORE
WHIEL I NOD3D NAARLY NAPNG SUDENLY THEYRE CME A TAPNG
AS OF SOMEONE GANTLY RAPNG RAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR
!1!11!! WTF LOL TIS SOM3 VISI2R I MUTERED TAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR
ONLY THIS AND NOTHNG MORE!1!!111 OMG WTF

TEH MEDIA DONT UNDARSTAND TEH KINDS OF PROBL3MS AND PRESUR3S 54 MILION COMA WIT!1!1 OMG

THIS IS DA FUNY11!11!! OMG WTF

TAHT BOY RUN SO GOD HA MAEKS UR DIK HARD

I JUST MAED DA BIGEST POP EV3R O MAN TAHT CHIKEN SALAD SURE DID SOLIDIFY!1!!!1111!111 WTF LOL

WTF OMG LOL

TE-HE H3 WIL N3VER KNOW B/C THIS IS ENCRYPT3D BUT IMA HUNT SUCIAEN DOWN AND KIL HIM WIT A BUKNIEF!!11 OMG

SOV F3ARS CHARLAS C-DOG YON AND U AL SHUD111!!!11 WTF LOL I HEARD C-DOG ONCE PIK3D OF 7 DEAN HOUTS2N PAS3S IN A SNGLE HALF1!!!1 OMG

DA LADEIS MAN R3COMANDS U DO IT IN DA BUT!111!!! OMG WTF

PICS PLZ K THX1!1!11!1 OMG LOL

DONT THEY HAEV A TRANSLATION TEH OTHER WAY AROUND
IMM?!!!?!!?! WTF LOL G3TNG A HEADACHA FROM AL THOSE 111!! OMG WTF ONG WTF SENT3NCES.
1!1!1!1!!11!1 OMG LOL

MAY U B MOUNTED BY A DIESAESD YAK!!11!!!1

HAHAHAHAHA that is fucking funny as shit

You all die.

Slowly. Painfully.

I will keeel you all. You will suffer unimaginable ways.. I will.. oh no.. arghh.. my brain.. melting, hurting, make the hurting stop...

*POP*

I WILL PWN J00 ALL! I M L33T! I WILL STEEEL YOUR JUAREZ AND MAKE YOU MY BIATCHES~!

TE-HE11!!1 OMG LOL U R KIND OF FUNY11!!!11 OMG WTF AEG SEX AND LOCATION?!????!!! OMG LOL R U CUT3?!!?? LOL

I PUT ON MAH ROB AND WIZARD HAT.!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!1 OMG

SHORTYS HAKED FOZEIS ACOUNT!!1!11!!!!1!!!!11!1!!!!!1! OMG LOL

ITS U AGANE!!11!1 LOL TAHT SIK QUOTA OF DA MOMENT FUK!1!! OMG WTF LOL GO AWAY LOSAR!!!!11 OMG

SH0RTEE H@S N0T HAKED F0ZZIEZ AKKOUNT! SH0RTEE !S |\|0T l33T l!|<3 F0ZZ!3!!!!!!1!!one!oneone!