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CamEdwards 08-31-2004 08:35 AM

OT: The Latest To Have Sex With His Wife
 
Okay... maybe not the latest to have sex with his wife, but I believe I'm the latest to have impregnated his wife. :)

Gotta bunch of FOFC babies coming in the months ahead, and ours should be here around April 15th.

FrogMan 08-31-2004 08:38 AM

woohoo, congrats!!! :)

FM

sachmo71 08-31-2004 08:39 AM

Congrats, Cam!

JAG 08-31-2004 08:39 AM

Congrats

Fritz 08-31-2004 08:39 AM

Must have been a heck of a reunion when she moved to DC.

Ksyrup 08-31-2004 08:40 AM

Congrats! I guess months away from each other did wonders for you two, huh?

On the topic of timing, we had open house at my daughter's school last night, and they have a chart with the birthday of every kid in her class, by month. And sure enough, August, September, October, and November birthdays totalled 11 of the 21 kids in her class - meaning conception was between November and February. Just like they say.

Cringer 08-31-2004 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards
Okay... maybe not the latest to have sex with his wife, but I believe I'm the latest to have impregnated his wife. :)

Gotta bunch of FOFC babies coming in the months ahead, and ours should be here around April 15th.


If the baby is born on April 20th then you have to name it Cringer.
:D

Better then the alternative, which is Adolf (my claim to fame, sharing my b-day with Hitler, isn't that lovely?)

Congrats on the baby!

Ben E Lou 08-31-2004 08:42 AM

I'll skip the obvious joke about Cam not being the last to have sex with his wife, and just say: CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Butter 08-31-2004 08:44 AM

April 15th, eh? Better file your taxes early this year....

CamEdwards 08-31-2004 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz
Must have been a heck of a reunion when she moved to DC.


one could say that. :)

Subby 08-31-2004 09:02 AM

Good job, mister!

Almost makes me want to have number five...almost... ;)

NoMyths 08-31-2004 09:59 AM

Congrats, Cam! *clapclapclap*

Now, if the normal shift from being like one's folks occurs, we could have the next Al Franken brewing as we speak! ;)

Ben E Lou 08-31-2004 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoMyths
Congrats, Cam! *clapclapclap*

Now, if the normal shift from being like one's folks occurs, we could have the next Al Franken brewing as we speak! ;)

Or the next Wolfman Jack. :p

scooper 08-31-2004 10:08 AM

Congrats.

And thanks again for offering to help on my front. I'll never forget your "generosity"

However, it won't be needed, six weeks (or so) and counting.

SFL Cat 08-31-2004 10:20 AM

Congrats, Cam.

Think you got it done with one shot...

...or did it take multiple tries?

Inquiring minds, and all that ;)

cwilloughby 08-31-2004 10:23 AM

Congrats! Best of luck to you and your new little one!

VPI97 08-31-2004 10:28 AM

Congrats!

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards
Gotta bunch of FOFC babies coming in the months ahead

I think I'll be scheduling a vasectomy in the near future...just to be safe. :)

cthomer5000 08-31-2004 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog
I'll skip the obvious joke about Cam not being the last to have sex with his wife, and just say: CONGRATULATIONS!!!


so did you really skip the joke here?

BTW, If the baby comes April 8th, you must call it cthomer5000 II

Franklinnoble 08-31-2004 10:32 AM

Pix pls, kthx.

clintl 08-31-2004 10:32 AM

Congrats, Cam!

Hurst2112 08-31-2004 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog
I'll skip the obvious joke about Cam not being the last to have sex with his wife, and just say: CONGRATULATIONS!!!


Crap, you beat me to it...on both accounts.

congrats anyway.

rock on!

Hammer755 08-31-2004 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards
Okay... maybe not the latest to have sex with his wife, but I believe I'm the latest to have impregnated his wife. :)

Gotta bunch of FOFC babies coming in the months ahead, and ours should be here around April 15th.

Wrong, Cam. Mine is due April 22! :D

Congrats.

Ksyrup 08-31-2004 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog
I'll skip the obvious joke about Cam not being the last to have sex with his wife, and just say: CONGRATULATIONS!!!


If that baby comes out wearing patriotic undies...

Wolfpack 08-31-2004 12:47 PM

Actually, the bigger question will be if the baby comes out and is capable of field stripping any firearm and proudly sports an NRA logo for a birthmark.... ;)

Ben E Lou 08-31-2004 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer5000
so did you really skip the joke here?

My subtle ironies are sometimes missed by the masses. :(

















;)

AnalBumCover 08-31-2004 01:35 PM

CONGRATS!

samifan24 08-31-2004 01:36 PM

Congrats, Cam!

vtbub 08-31-2004 02:13 PM

I look forward to having yet another Red Sox fan born into the world.

John Galt 08-31-2004 02:20 PM

Congrats on the sex.

And I guess the baby thing is ok too.

rufusjonz 08-31-2004 02:51 PM

You fulfilled your biological breeding capability! Woo!

JonInMiddleGA 08-31-2004 02:55 PM

My son's b-day is April 16th, we were very happy to avoid sticking him with Tax Day for a birthday for the rest of his life.

So I like 4/16 or 4/13 (which is mine).

pennywisesb 08-31-2004 04:20 PM

congrats!

CHEMICAL SOLDIER 08-31-2004 05:07 PM

Bah! I don't like all this sex talk thats been afoot lately.

Schmidty 08-31-2004 05:12 PM

Good job!

GrantDawg 08-31-2004 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer755
Wrong, Cam. Mine is due April 22! :D

Congrats.


Hey, thAT'S my birthday! Your kid can't have it! :)

Samdari 08-31-2004 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz
Must have been a heck of a reunion when she moved to DC.


Let's see, when did she move to DC ???

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 08-31-2004 08:12 PM

Congrats Cam! Please give my best wishes to Mrs. Cam - as studly as you are, you didn't do this all yourself. :)

JeeberD 08-31-2004 08:56 PM

Congrats, Cammy... :)

Fritz 08-31-2004 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog
My massisve cheeks are sometimes massaged by the missus.


sure, lord it over us

Fritz 08-31-2004 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
Congrats Cam! Please give my best wishes to Mrs. Cam - as studly as you are, you didn't do this all yourself. :)


Not true, MrsCam is a narcoleptic.

In fact, he had to switch to button fly, because just the sound of his zipper would make her pass out. This created quite a danger as Cam likes to expose himself to truckers on driving trips.

Draft Dodger 08-31-2004 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrantDawg
Hey, thAT'S my birthday! Your kid can't have it! :)


that was my dad's birthday too.

congrats Ham & Cam


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