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rkmsuf 09-01-2004 11:06 AM

Sex At Work
 
14% seems awfully high. And it's looks like there's an office slut in every building. 19% men vs 8% women?


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HOUSTON (Wireless Flash) -- You might want to be careful where you sit at work because there is a fair chance one of your co-workers has had sex there.

According to a sex survey by the Adam & Eve sex toy company, 14 percent of Americans have done the nasty while on the job.

Men are more likely to have sex at the office -- 19 percent have knocked boots at work compared to only 8 percent of women.

In addition, many Americans say their job is a good place to find sex partners. About 33 percent of men have screwed around with a co-worker, compared to 18 percent of women.

Huckleberry 09-01-2004 11:07 AM

Interesting. Your assumption is slutty women. An alternative explanation is gay men.

For the record, I had the same initial assumption.

Bee 09-01-2004 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf
14% seems awfully high.


You dare question the Adam & Eve Sex Toy Company poll!

MikeVic 09-01-2004 11:15 AM

That does seem a bit high. Where are these women that'll have sex with a co-worker at work? :(

And I found this quote funny: "About 33 percent of men have screwed around with a co-worker, compared to 18 percent of women."

Desnudo 09-01-2004 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Bee
You dare question the Adam & Eve Sex Toy Company poll!


I think it's 100% valid. Adam & Eve Sex Toy and Pornographic Video Company website browsers are not any more likely to be perverts than the general population.

heybrad 09-01-2004 11:46 AM

12 years ago I had sex with a co-worker at work. She is now my wife of eleven years.

Franklinnoble 09-01-2004 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by heybrad
12 years ago I had sex with a co-worker at work. She is now my wife of eleven years.


Five years ago, my wife had sex with a co-worker at work. She is now my ex-wife of five years.

Joe 09-01-2004 11:53 AM

2 weeks ago I had sex at work. Ah, sweet Condi.

scooper 09-01-2004 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo
I think it's 100% valid. Adam & Eve Sex Toy and Pornographic Video Company website browsers are not any more likely to be perverts than the general population.

That's a good point. We should conduct a poll here.

Ksyrup 09-01-2004 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Huckleberry
Interesting. Your assumption is slutty women. An alternative explanation is gay men.

For the record, I had the same initial assumption.

That's funny, my initial assumption was more men having sex with their partners at the man's place of work, not the partner's. Combined with sex between co-workers, that could explain the discrepancy, no?

Also...is "screwing around" a scientific term?

Franklinnoble 09-01-2004 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup
That's funny, my initial assumption was more men having sex with their partners at the man's place of work, not the partner's. Combined with sex between co-workers, that could explain the discrepancy, no?


I assumed it was men hiring hookers at work.

Lathum 09-01-2004 12:33 PM

Well if an ex-presidant can do it at work I guess anyone can.

GrantDawg 09-01-2004 12:43 PM

I would think 14% is way too low.

Franklinnoble 09-01-2004 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by GrantDawg
I would think 14% is way too low.


We don't all work at brothels, GD.

MikeVic 09-01-2004 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup
Also...is "screwing around" a scientific term?


That's what I thought also. :) It sticks out.

GrantDawg 09-01-2004 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble
We don't all work at brothels, GD.


If we ran a brothel I imagine church attendance would be up. :)

Franklinnoble 09-01-2004 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by GrantDawg
If we ran a brothel I imagine church attendance would be up. :)


So, you work at a church, and you think 14% is too low?

I thought everyone agreed that the altar boys were off-limits from now on...

robbgmaier 09-01-2004 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by George W Bush
2 weeks ago I had sex at work. Ah, sweet Donald.


:p

Balldog 09-01-2004 02:03 PM

Interesting......the girl I have been seeing keeps asking me to come visit her at work. Today I just happen to be doing just that. :)

Danny 09-01-2004 02:04 PM

Slip her the Mickey

SlapBone 09-01-2004 02:06 PM

I was seventeen and it was between my junior and senior year in high school. I worked as a mechanic in a bowling alley (in the back, behind the lanes) and she (18) worked in the snack bar...she brought me food...

This experience screwed me up for life because I actually started thinking that Penthouse Letters were real.

Franklinnoble 09-01-2004 02:10 PM

This thread needs pix.

Suicane75 09-01-2004 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Balldog
Interesting......the girl I have been seeing keeps asking me to come visit her at work. Today I just happen to be doing just that. :)


Alot of gay men work with her? :D

Ben E Lou 09-01-2004 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup
That's funny, my initial assumption was more men having sex with their partners at the man's place of work, not the partner's. Combined with sex between co-workers, that could explain the discrepancy, no?

Bingo. Keep in mind the quite large percentage of people who work in very small offices with very small staffs.

Franklinnoble 09-01-2004 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog
Bingo. Keep in mind the quite large percentage of people who work in very small offices with very small staffs.


Not all of us have small staffs...


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