Funny date quote
 

Out on a date with this girl, our first date technically. Usually we just meet up with a group of people. Things are going very well, we get back to my place and she says "I should probably get going." She lost her license but has work priveleges, so she wanted to get going so she didn't potentially get in trouble. I say "You know you can come on in for a beer if you want."

Then she says "One beer leads to two, two leads to three, three leads to sex."

I think I fell in love right there. Oh and she came in for one....

..and then two and then three and then you struckout?

not exactly

base on balls?

did you charge the mound?

Pix pls, kthx.

after he got hit by the bitch?

Did she start dateing another guy while you were having sex with her?

In your case isn't it a third beer leads to chloroform?

I thought Balldog was having lady troubles a while back? Be happy for him if he got some play, dudz.

I hit for the cycle.

I hope you got the Triple before the Home Run.............

Does that mean you took The Ladies' Man's advice?

maybe it's been a long time, but wouldn't you rather get the triple BEFORE the homerun? Otherwise the base would be...dirty.

Fixed. I'm half asleep, cut me a break. :D

break cut. it was just a...nasty mental picture Sui.

As long as she was'nt on her cycle....as in mestrual cycle.

Damn, bbor stole my joke... :(

Yeah, Parole officers make random checkups you know.

Great minds and all:)

Did she say if she'd ever done something like this before?

Great quote. Ranks up there with the Sodomite quote from ''He who shall not be named.''

Ah....another thread killed. He He He.