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Prayer Request - Rain of Eels
I would like for it to rain eels. Can I get some prayers to help with that? Thanks
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I dunno, you might luck out with frogs or fish. Though in LA, you might get swimming fire ants.
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I would be happy with a rain of Pepperidge Farm's Goldfish too |
Only if they are the Parmesan flavored (yum).
-edited for spelling correction |
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Prayer to Joe Pesci sent, but don't expect an immediate response. Joe Pesci is a busy guy.
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You think I'm almighty? Almighty how? What I'm supposed to do favors for you? I'm supposed to answer your prayers? Almighty, how? |
Reign of Els?
Oh, I misread the title...
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I don't think I want to be anywhere near the rain of Els.
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Fritz and Cuervo talk with GOD
(13:23:41) Fritz: parmesia indeed
(13:23:55) GOD: indeed! (13:24:44) Jesus: ya know what is really good? wrap a little prosciutto around parmesian, and enjoy! (13:25:29) cuervo72: mouth....HURTS! (13:25:35) GOD: you'd need a lot of "prosciutto" to wrap around a full-grown human (13:25:55) Jesus: nah, they are small people, the parmesians (13:25:55) GOD: now, if you're talking about parmesan cheese, its a different matter (13:26:15) GOD: they have tiny houses (13:26:19) Jesus: plus, you really only need a chunk of a parmesian to get the same effect (13:26:28) Mary: prosciutto is murder (13:26:30) Jesus: tiny parmesian hands (13:26:37) Fritz: yes yes (13:26:37) cuervo72: tiny, green, cylindrical structures (13:26:39) Jesus: tiny parmesian eyes (13:26:49) GOD: tiny parmesian feets (13:26:55) Fritz: tiny parmesian lips (that just say YES) (13:27:18) Satan: YES! (13:27:19) Jesus: murder tastes good, especially stuffed inside chicken with fontina cheese and some sage and sauteed in a white wine sauce |
You are beyond inscrutable.
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Somewhere, there's a bolt of lightning with your name all over it... |
See my spelling error leads to more insight into the mind that is Fritz!
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(13:38:17) [Satan->Fritz]: you always make my day better |
I will bump this repeatedly until we get some prayers for this. It has worked in the past and I will not let it slip into the FOFC neverland.
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Can we direct it at my mother-in-law's house in Gainesville? If so, I'm with ya.
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My hovercraft is full of eels.
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Your god is a weak and pathetic god. I mock him. |
oh fritz! you are so irreverent! (slurp)
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Uh, I hope you're not slurping on eels. Because he needs those.
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the word eels looks really cool when it's capitalized. i dunno
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Its raining sea slugs now. Can't you fuckbites do anything right?
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God listened to my prayers!!! |
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I knew there was another semi-nude photo he had posted! |
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