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cuervo72 09-24-2004 11:36 AM

Unusual Amounts of Rahn?
 
I'm wondering if it's just FOFC, or if other places are getting unusual amounts of Rahn? It almost seems routine that for the past month, the evening will get some sort of fairly-heavy posting. There has been a couple of days here and there with no Rahn, but overall it feels like a lot more Rahns have posted.

Could this be due to the humidity, even for a city as dry as Phoenix?

Maybe Farrah can also pipe in if it's only our area that's getting the Rahn.

John Galt 09-24-2004 11:38 AM

:D

Cuckoo 09-24-2004 11:38 AM

Not bad, not bad at all.

Arles 09-24-2004 11:38 AM

I think you have to chalk it up to those hurricanes in Florida. Hopefully, once they pass over, FOFC will be past the worst of it ;)

JAG 09-24-2004 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72
I'm wondering if it's just FOFC, or if other places are getting unusual amounts of Rahn? It almost seems routine that for the past month, the evening will get some sort of fairly-heavy posting. There has been a couple of days here and there with no Rahn, but overall it feels like a lot more Rahns have posted.

Could this be due to the humidity, even for a city as dry as Phoenix?

Maybe Farrah can also pipe in if it's only our area that's getting the Rahn.

.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-24-2004 12:09 PM

I think the unusual amount of Rahns isn't limited to just FOFC. There have been many she-Rahn sightings in the comments sections of many right of center blog sites and on editorial websites across the world wide web.

I attribute this phenomenon to the hurricanes across the country as well...Until hurricane season is over I fear the she-Rahn will be sighted often.

BigJohn&TheLions 09-24-2004 12:13 PM

KAHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davidlando1 09-24-2004 12:17 PM

I hear the ROUS's aren't far behind.....Rahn's Of Unusual Size. :D

cartman 09-24-2004 12:18 PM

just beware the dew-Rahn-Rahn, the dew-Rahn-Rahn

Ksyrup 09-24-2004 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidlando1
I hear the ROUS's aren't far behind.....Rahn's Of Unusual Size. :D


Must...resist...urge...to...comment....

MikeVic 09-24-2004 12:41 PM

Ahhh!! It's happened to one of my posts!!!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-24-2004 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidlando1
I hear the ROUS's aren't far behind.....Rahn's Of Unusual Size. :D


I think ROUS' is limited to the he-Rahn. The male of the species seems to be pre-occupied with size. It is also not limited to the Rahn species either.

Bonegavel 09-24-2004 01:00 PM

And then there's the also-Rahns.

cuervo72 09-24-2004 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
I think ROUS' is limited to the he-Rahn. The male of the species seems to be pre-occupied with size. It is also not limited to the Rahn species either.


Meaning other males besides Rahns are pre-occupied with size, or that the he-Rahn is pre-occupied with size when it comes other species' females?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-24-2004 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72
Meaning other males besides Rahns are pre-occupied with size, or that the he-Rahn is pre-occupied with size when it comes other species' females?


The he-Rahn, and other males besides the he-Rahn are pre-occupied with size in respect to other females. Pre-occupied is not necessarily a negitve trait. But taken to excess it can result in the he-Rahn spending nights in what the she-Rahn terms the "guest room".

Buddy Grant 09-24-2004 02:09 PM

(insert clapping smiley here)

Samdari 09-24-2004 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
The he-Rahn, and other males besides the he-Rahn are pre-occupied with size in respect to other females. Pre-occupied is not necessarily a negitve trait. But taken to excess it can result in the he-Rahn spending nights in what the she-Rahn terms the "guest room".


Funny how women regard exile to the guest room as "punishment"

You're mad enough at me so that I am guaranteed not to have sex? And as punishment you are sending me to the room containing the big screen tv and you won't be there to whine "we're watching poker again," and you cannot stop me as I am halfway through the bag of potato chips. Damn, I want to get in trouble more often.

cuervo72 09-24-2004 02:21 PM

I'd best not ask my follow-up question...yes, I think that would be prudent.

wheels 09-24-2004 02:46 PM

Re-Rahns
 
:)

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-24-2004 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samdari
Funny how women regard exile to the guest room as "punishment"

You're mad enough at me so that I am guaranteed not to have sex? And as punishment you are sending me to the room containing the big screen tv and you won't be there to whine "we're watching poker again," and you cannot stop me as I am halfway through the bag of potato chips. Damn, I want to get in trouble more often.


The guest room at the Rahn's lair does not contaiin such amenenities as the guest room at the Samdari lair. The guest room at the Rahn's has flowers. Lots and lots of feminine flowers. It is punishment indeed.

rkmsuf 09-24-2004 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
The guest room at the Rahn's lair does not contaiin such amenenities as the guest room at the Samdari lair. The guest room at the Rahn's has flowers. Lots and lots of feminine flowers. It is punishment indeed.


Probably has Shania Twain on continuous play in a CD player inside a locked cabinet.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-24-2004 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wheels
:)


Ugh.

The she-Rahn has never particularly liked that photo, and will be replacing it this weekend. She's been thinking about replacing it a lot lately, and this was just the incentive she needed.

Ksyrup 09-24-2004 03:42 PM

Jimmy'll see you around

Bonegavel 09-24-2004 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wheels
:)


Dude, that is awesome.

Bra----vo.

Bonegavel 09-24-2004 04:26 PM

If you have a boy, are you going to name him...

Ron Rahn?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-24-2004 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonegavel
If you have a boy, are you going to name him...

Ron Rahn?


This assumes the she-Rahn wishes to have offspring. Currently the she-Rahn thinks the world can only handle one of her.

BTW - there IS a Ronald Rahn in Arizona. I think he runs a chiropractic practice in Tucson.

SackAttack 09-24-2004 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
...the she-Rahn...


if .400 is dead, this needs to be Farrah's new title. :D

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-24-2004 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SackAttack
if .400 is dead, this needs to be Farrah's new title. :D


Not dead yet...just in intensive care...

Suicane75 09-24-2004 07:07 PM

she-Rahn is very Julliane Moorish in appearance. Suicane likes this.

Arles 09-24-2004 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wheels
:)

That's some solid work there. The fact that it also deflected the she-rahn's attention and allowed me to sneak out of the guest room is icing on the cake :cool:

SirFozzie 09-24-2004 07:40 PM

"And I Rahn.. I Rahn so far away... and I Rahn, I Rahn both night and day..."

"I Couldn't get away... "(From using that joke)

Thanks Arlie and Farrah for the good-natured ness ;)

SackAttack 09-24-2004 07:57 PM

Arlie fought the law, and the law Rahn?

...don't hurt me, please.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-24-2004 08:09 PM

Keep away from Rahn around Sue...

SirFozzie 09-24-2004 08:11 PM

We're Rahnning with the Shadows of the Night?

oliegirl 09-24-2004 08:19 PM

The Rahn in Spahn stays mainly in the Plahn?

sabotai 09-24-2004 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf
Probably has Shania Twain on continuous play in a CD player inside a locked cabinet.


More like Starland Vocal Band. (can anyone name the movie reference?)

cuervo72 09-24-2004 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
This assumes the she-Rahn wishes to have offspring. Currently the she-Rahn thinks the world can only handle one of her.


Front Office Farrah Cloning.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-24-2004 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72
Front Office Farrah Cloning.


The horror.

cuervo72 09-24-2004 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
The horror.


The revenue!

Suicane75 09-24-2004 09:05 PM

Rahning on, Rahning on empty
Rahning on, Rahning blind
Rahning on, Rahning into the sun but I'm Rahning behind

Bearcat729 09-24-2004 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sabotai
More like Starland Vocal Band. (can anyone name the movie reference?)



Ugh PCU

wheels 09-24-2004 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirFozzie
Thanks Arlie and Farrah for the good-natured ness ;)


Seconded :D

RendeR 09-24-2004 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sabotai
More like Starland Vocal Band. (can anyone name the movie reference?)



That would be PCU


"Can't you see? thats not a protest? thats a cry for help...."

CamEdwards 09-24-2004 11:04 PM

I think Grey Dog Software really needs to be called Rahn-co. They can put out the Pocket Sports Simulation series of software titles.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-24-2004 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards
I think Grey Dog Software really needs to be called Rahn-co. They can put out the Pocket Sports Simulation series of software titles.


Not to be confused with Ronco, the maker of the Showtime Rotissere & BBQ Oven.
http://shop.ronco.com

cuervo72 09-24-2004 11:29 PM

I don't know if "set it....and forget it!" would be a good tag line for a text-sim.

TLK 09-24-2004 11:59 PM

You spin me right rahn, baby
Right rahn like a record, baby
Right rahn rahn rahn

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 09-25-2004 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72
I don't know if "set it....and forget it!" would be a good tag line for a text-sim.

Nor do I think they'd be able to sell many games for 4 easy payments of $39.95, even with the standard rotissere basket or the solid flavor injector.

sabotai 09-25-2004 12:04 AM

And I Rahn...I Rahn so far away...

TLK 09-25-2004 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sabotai
And I Rahn...I Rahn so far away...


Blame it on the rahn (rahn)
Blame it on the stars (stars)
Whatever you do don't put the blame on you
Blame it on the rahn yeah yeah
You can blame it on the rahn
Get
Ooh, ooh (ooh)
I can't, I can't. I can't, can't stand the rahn
I can't, I can't. I can't, can't stand the rahn
Yeah, yeah


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