Kerry hires Hulk Hogans tanning advisor?
 

Looks like another important issue....

back to drudgereport with ya.

dont you guys get it?

if he keeps tanning like this, wins the election, continues to tan, and wins his re-election bid, just before he leaves office, he MAY develop skin cancer!

do you want a lame duck president with melanoma?

Whatever he was trying to accomplish, it worked. I want to have sex with him. He looks very hot.

More of a Brutus Beefcake tan than a hogan tan.

I was thinking Cocoa Be-Ware, but I can see Brutus the Barber beefcake.

Ah, i was thinking the other day that he looked awful orange, then it popped up on the drudge report.

Tangate!

Obviously, this is small potatoes compared to the real issues, but it just illustrates one more time that this guy is nothing more than a politician in search of an identity, willing to be anything to anyone in order to get a vote. What, is he worried he's going to look like Nixon compared to Bush's JFK?!

I didn't even know Ernie from Sesame Street was running.

Well, Bush seemed to be the Snuffleupagus of his national gaurd unit :)