OT: Need a hot date in MI?
 

This is one fine hottie

Social Setting:

The life of the party, Side kick, Comic Relief

I've heard of tossing, but now there's kicking, too?

The enthusiasm is infectious.

Hmmm, she lives about 10 minutes away frm me.

She has high standards. You must be over 18 and within 250 miles of her.

Don't forget over 3 ft tall.

I guess she did say under 7' 1" too. That eliminates some NBA players.

You have to. You just have to.

We expect a full report.

One of my best friends in the world is a little person, technically a dwarf. He refuses to date chicks like this, or chicks who are into "wierd" shit. He's still a virgin at 24. :( (Although, I guess that's a good thing since I'm not a fan of pre-marital sex)

ping Frtiz

Me too. I was just in Madison Heights today, didn't see her :(

You probably overlooked her.

*rim shot*

She looks kind of like the midget porn star that has appeared on Howard Stern on a couple occasions.

Probably one of the best replies ever. :)

I don't know what frightens me more: That she came right out with "You can't imagine how much fun you can have in bed with someone like me!" and is already a widow at 25, or that my mother lives in Madison Bites.