Front Office Football Central

This IWS was interrupted by the great server outage of 04' and consequently we only ended up with 20 entries. Can IWS recover? Will fans turn out again for IWS #90, or has IWS been forever scarred by this work stoppage? On to the questions:

1. If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have one item, what would it be?

Boat - 4
Woman - 4
Cell phone - 2
Computer - 2
Radio - 2
Big League Chew - 1
Jennifer Aniston - 1
Jessica Alba - 1
Huge vibrator - 1
Knife - 1
Lighter - 1

For those who responded woman, you can blame a few of the pickier stupids for being so specific. For the guys who replied computer. Where are you going to plug it in? Stupid. ;) Nice variety of answers.

2. Name the worst current NFL head coach.

Dave Wannstedt - 12
Dennis Ericson - 4
Mike Martz - 1
Butch Davis - 1
Fred Sanford - 1
Joe Gibbs - 1

Keep in mind this vote occurred before the Dolphins had such a horrible losing streak. Taken today, I would think it would be all Dave.

3. What is the best brand of hot sauce?

Tabasco - 14
Frank's Red Hot - 2
Taco Bell - 2
Jamaica Hell Fire - 1
Spanky McSnatch - 1

I was hoping for more variety, but I guess stupid likes what he likes.

4. Name your favorite African country.

Egypt - 10
South Africa - 5
Congo - 1
Kenya - 1
Nigeria - 1
Zimbabwae - 1
sweden - 1

Stupid likes to visit the pyramids.

5. In what year will the first manned spacecraft exit our solar system?

2100 - 5
2050 - 3
2020 - 2
1961 - 2
Never - 2
1959 - 1
2025 - 1
2045 - 1
2150 - 1
2200 - 1
2230 - 1

Stupid was generally pretty optimistic here as most thought we'd send somenoe out of the solar system within 100 years. A few conspiracy theorists think that we already have.

6. What is your favorite branch of the military?

Marines - 9
Air Force - 4
Army - 3
Navy - 2
Coast Guard - 1
Gays - 1

Stupid proves that it's more fun to fire a rifle than to paddle a boat.

Results

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Name        Q1 #        Q2 #        Q3 #        Q4 #        Q5 #        Q6 #        SCORE        %

Subby        1        1        1        1        2        1        2        0.0%

flere-imsaho        2        12        2        1        1        4        192        0.1%

DeToxRox        1        12        2        1        1        9        216        0.1%

Coffee Warlord        4        1        14        1        2        2        224        0.1%

Bomber        4        1        2        5        2        9        720        0.2%

pjstp20        1        12        2        5        1        9        1,080        0.4%

kingfc22        2        4        14        1        2        9        2,016        0.7%

Shorty3281        2        12        1        10        1        9        2,160        0.7%

cartman        1        4        14        10        1        4        2,240        0.7%

dangarion        4        1        14        10        2        3        3,360        1.1%

General Mike        2        4        14        10        2        2        4,480        1.5%

Mustang        1        12        14        10        1        4        6,720        2.2%

Raven Hawk        1        12        14        5        3        3        7,560        2.5%

Fouts        2        12        14        10        5        1        16,800        5.6%

gottimd        4        4        14        10        3        9        60,480        20.0%

KWhit        2        12        14        5        5        9        75,600        25.0%

JeeberD        4        12        14        10        5        3        100,800        33.3%

Top 3!!

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MIJB#19        4        12        14        10        5        4        134,400        44.4%

Chief Rum        4        12        14        5        5        9        151,200        50.0%

And the champion of IWS #89......

panerd!

Code:

panerd        4        12        14        10        3        9        181,440        60.0%

Congrats to panerd on your third IWS win! And thanks to all who responded. panerd will now pick up the baton for IWS #90...

Thanks!