The Orgasmatron
 

hxxp://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Living/story?id=235788&page=1

The first paragraph just cracked me up!

Orgasmo. That's a funny freakin' movie.

No. The last paragraph on the first page:



Biggest. Understatement. Ever.

I wonder how her husband feels? :eek:

Ack!!!! I hadn't read the first paragraph on the second page when I posted the other:

This thread could become a classic....

The man who gets his hands on one these will be king.

Fixed.

Typo in there.

"If approved for this use, the orgasmatron device and implantation could cost up to $17,000, but Meloy says he believes some women would be happy to pay that amount to have the orgasmatron permanently embedded in their lower backs. He says the device could be implanted on an outpatient basis."

This is like something out of a futuristic or Woody Allen movie.

LMAO

Hey now! My first time ever I gave a girl an orgasm and it was pretty obvious. What I'm failing to mention though is that she probably could have gotten off to Janet Reno.

Thanks. You just fucked up this thread.
;)

That thing costs $17,000.

For that kind of money, I could get the job done a LOT cheaper.

Yea, for you, it's just a jar of Vaseline.

and 30 seconds.

:)

Just wait until the pirate Chinese copies flood the market.

This is my favorite part.

"When we turned on the power in this case, she let out a moan and began hyperventilating," Meloy said on ABC News' Good Morning America. "Of course we cut the power and I looked around the drapes and asked her what was going on. Once she caught her breath, she said 'you're gonna have to teach my husband how to do that!' "

Given $17,000, I think I might spring for the KY Warming Liquid.

I saw this on GMA and thought "is this appropriate for 8 o'clock in the morning?" Of course my wife has the exact opposite "problem." :)

Yet if Howard Stern said tit he'd be fined a million dollars. :rolleyes:
Hell, at this point you could shove a tree branch up a naked womans ass on Oprah as long as she claimed it was a new Chinese medical procedure to cleanse the colon.

Not trying to threadjack, just thinking out loud.

$17,000 for an orgasm?

It's times like these that I am so glad I'm a man.

yeah, cam only needs to pay 50 bucks in the right part of town

actually it's $75, but that's for a midget.

shouldn't that be half off then?

Obviously you've never had a midget.

I have, however, viewed midget porn.

So does it cost half as much, twice as much, or the same as regular porn?

SI

Lemme guess, you're working on naked tree colonoscopys right now just so you can get it on Oprah?

SI

Shoudn't there be a Ladies Man reference in this thread?

it basically took me half as long to get off. the video was short on footage.

Looks a little different than Motorhead envisioned it back in 1986:

the only drug i need is the ace of spades

I looked...

I could have chosen the "Democratic Conspiracy Nuts" thread.

Or come back to the Orgasmatron thread.

Some choices are easy. :)

Some fool started a thread about being able to see a movie on tv too.

There's no accounting for some peoples' tastes. ;)

Heck, charge 100,000...go public, sign me up for some stock.