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BigJohn&TheLions 11-23-2004 07:15 PM

Need help with dilema...
 
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancée’s mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.

Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.

I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

My dilema is: Should I tell my fiancée' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom.

sovereignstar 11-23-2004 07:18 PM

You weren't seriously going out to get a condom were you?

sovereignstar 11-23-2004 07:19 PM

Also, that test is asinine.

Draft Dodger 11-23-2004 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar
Also, that test is asinine.


also, that "story" gets around more than the $2 bill at Taco Bell story, or the $250 Nieman Marcus cookie.

MrBug708 11-23-2004 07:22 PM

lol

I'd tell her. i'd be pissed that I'd need to prove myself to them....

Franklinnoble 11-23-2004 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger
also, that "story" gets around more than the $2 bill at Taco Bell story, or the $250 Nieman Marcus cookie.



Yeah, I'd heard that one before, too.

Tell your fiancee you want to tag team her and her mother on your wedding night.

sovereignstar 11-23-2004 07:37 PM

This is some cruel joke then.
:)

BigJohn&TheLions 11-23-2004 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar
This is some cruel joke then.
:)


Na... Just a joke I read that made me laugh. I'm too chicken to get hitched anyway!

Suicane75 11-23-2004 07:49 PM

If this really happened I would.....................shoot, I dont know what i'd do.
Oh yeah, I'd wait till the reception, stand up to make a toast and say "(Mother In Laws Name Here) Ya know, now that this is all done and your daughter and I are married, and you can see that my intentions were good, I was wondering if that invitation to fuck you still stands".

BigJohn&TheLions 11-23-2004 07:56 PM

I did have a girlfriend once who left me alone with her 24 year old former beauty queen daughter in order to test me...

Zippo 11-23-2004 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75
If this really happened I would.....................shoot, I dont know what i'd do.
Oh yeah, I'd wait till the reception, stand up to make a toast and say "(Mother In Laws Name Here) Ya know, now that this is all done and your daughter and I are married, and you can see that my intentions were good, I was wondering if that invitation to fuck you still stands".

do that. :)

Esquared1 11-23-2004 09:17 PM

Times like this, I wonder what the Ladies Man would do . . . hmmmmm. . . I can't quite remember. . .

kcchief19 11-23-2004 09:45 PM

This story only disturbs me because I always assumed the name BigJohn&TheLions was some sort of euphemism for something else, and now I have an odd visual image in my mind. If I knew what BJ&TL looked like, I'd be in therapy right now.

MizzouRah 11-23-2004 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar
You weren't seriously going out to get a condom were you?


:)

LOL!!!!


Todd

bbor 11-23-2004 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar
You weren't seriously going out to get a condom were you?


I doubt it...she was prolly menopausil.


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