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WSUCougar

12-03-2004 10:56 AM

Buick Blows It (cough)

Besides the fact that "LaCrosse" is a really stupid name for a car...

Quote:

Red-faced officials at General Motors in Canada have been forced to think of a new name for their latest model after discovering it was a slang word for masturbation.

GM officials said they had been unaware that "LaCrosse" was a term for self-gratification among teenagers in French-speaking Quebec.

They are now working on a new name for the LaCrosse in Canada. The car will go on sale next year to replace the Buick Regal.

Can any of our younger Canadian members (pun intended) confirm this?

For those of you who have seen the TV commercials, this is the one where they play "Dream On" as the music.

rkmsuf

12-03-2004 10:59 AM

So a Lacrosse stick is your unit?

FrogMan

12-03-2004 11:02 AM

this was reported about a year ago, with some comments from me about the verb "se crosser", or something like that...

FM

FrogMan

12-03-2004 11:03 AM

there ya go...
http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/for...light=lacrosse

FM

WSUCougar

12-03-2004 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrogMan

this was reported about a year ago

Oh sure! Next thing you'll tell me is something ridiculous, like Ricky Williams retired to go on a world-wide ganja tour, or the Red Sox won the World Series. I'm not THAT gullible.

FrogMan

12-03-2004 11:06 AM

huh? I'd say October 17, 2003 is about a year ago ;)

FM

WSUCougar

12-03-2004 11:08 AM

December 3, 2004: Sarcasm visits Canada for the first time.

;)

rkmsuf

12-03-2004 11:09 AM

Carefully, I think in Quebec "sarcasm" is a slang for anal.

gottimd

12-03-2004 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Carefully, I think in Quebec "sarcasm" is a slang for anal.

I hear all the chicks in Quebec are into sarcasm.

Glengoyne

12-03-2004 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gottimd

I hear all the chicks in Quebec are into sarcasm.

Franklin is scrambling to book a flight now.

ISiddiqui

12-03-2004 11:41 AM

Buick missed a golden marketing oppertunity with this! LeCrosser... get a handjob in your handjob... it'd sell like hotcakes!

FrogMan

12-03-2004 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Carefully, I think in Quebec "sarcasm" is a slang for anal.

and you understand why I didn't get it the first time, I'm not into "sarcasm" too much...

FM

rkmsuf

12-03-2004 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

December 3, 2004: Anal visits Canada for the first time.

;)

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sachmo71

12-03-2004 11:53 AM

I can't wait for shore leave so I can go get me some sarcasm.

Isn't lacrosse Fronch for The Crosse?

KWhit

12-03-2004 11:57 AM

The Ladies Man suggests doing sarcasm.

sterlingice

12-03-2004 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

Buick missed a golden marketing oppertunity with this! LeCrosser... get a handjob in your handjob... it'd sell like hotcakes!

It'd be the new PimpMobile (TM).

SI

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