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Can I get a good lapdance for $10?
Since I've started back in school and I get sort of stressed out at times I am thinking about purchasing a lapdance. It would make sense because then I could relax right after work before I get home. Depending on what I've got going on in the evenings, I could have anywhere between 1 - 4 hours of downtime between the two. That should be plenty of time I think.
Anyway, is it feasible to get a good lapdance for $10 or less? I would use it mainly for, well, you know what I will use it for. hehe. I guess I am just not real familiar with the costs of lapdances. Any help would be appreciated. Thank you |
what took you so long.
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In WI, I think you should be able to get it for $10. The question is, do they allow you to touch as well? Bring some extra cash for the Champagne room, it is a lovely place.
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heh. I've misread the original thread so many times today that I finally decided to make it real. |
I had a GREAT $10 lap dance in Windsor, Canada. That was, however, about 10 years ago. I don't see them anymore for anything but $20. Granted, I don't see them at all, but even when I was throwing my friends bachelor parties 2,3, and 7 years ago, they were $20 then.
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I hereby dub thee The Thread Likely to Get the Most Views & Responses of the day.
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You think. :) |
You have to factor in the associated costs. Like drinks in a strip joint will cost you nearly $10 alone. My guesstimate would be that $10 alone would get a butt waved in your face for a few seconds plus maybe a booby jiggle and a smirk.
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I think some pictures need to be posted to show you what a good lapdance is.
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10 bucks usually good for one song..
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My fiancee just bought me lapdance with a guy named Dale for under $10. He was over 2 meters, gave me 512 thrusts of RAM, and a 30 inch hard on.
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Not my Accounting help thread? Screw this. I am going home. |
Yeah, sure, why not. I could use the money and my self esteem is shot anyway. What color thong would you like me to wear?
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Probably not, but you can buy a candy bar for twenty bucks from Ivana.
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If you were in Miami I would suggest Coco my goodness them is some fine Latin strippers... might have been the first time a females smell turned me on... but yeah most clubs from what I understand is usually 10 if you have game u can get your meat jacked for free...
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Comments like one this made me place my hope on you in IWS. |
Can I ask an OT question for this topic?
(I'm going to go ahead and do so without permission, because I am a troublemaker at heart) How do company content filters work? I mean, if we go ballistic if someone posts a picture of a boobie, and we go ballistic if someone posts an http link to a picture of a boobie, then how in the world can the lyrics to explicit songs be posted directly to the forum without some risk? Now I'm not offended or anything. I'm far more offended by Lervert's oblivious misuse of your/you're. Just wanted to know. And who actually listens to the lyrics in rap music? I had to turn on closed captioning when Eminem was on SNL just to figure out what he was saying that was so controversial. Which brings to mind another OT question. How in the world do those closed captioners type so fast, and make so few typos? Is voice recognition software that good? |
the middle of a lapdance thread is probably the worst place for that.
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Killed your erection, huh? |
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He might as well have posted a current pic of Delta Burke. |
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Wow. One of the best responses of all time. Nice one. :) |
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For which one? I hope not troll....cause we all know who the troll is ;) |
I'm the troll. Noop's the perv. It's the Yul Brynner in him.
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I am not a perv... I promise...:( |
You're a man, right Noop? Then that makes you a perv...
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Hmm so your saying all mean are perv's? I just liked her smell alot :( |
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Yul Brynner in Westworld gave me nightmares for weeks. He was one creepy robot bad-guy cowboy in that movie.
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Most Knowledgable about FOF. |
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I didn't realize Yul Brynner had a reputation as a perv. Go figure. |
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everyone knows you got to get the hottub for sex.. duh |
I highly doubt you can get a lap dance for $10, unless the club is really shitty or in Canada.
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In Mexico you can get a lot more than a lap dance for $10.
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To continue Jim's threadjack...
He makes a decent point that I hadn't thought about... I really don't know how content filters work.. but we have always been very leniant with sexually explicit text on this board... even beyond those lyrics.. just look at half of the other posts in this thread... are they at risk for content filters? |
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Chlamydia? |
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The gift that keeps giving. |
I have seen no one say they are about to get fired because of this boards typed messages....
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If ever there were a QOTM-worthy post, I think this qualifies. |
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Just keep racking up the votes. |
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Wrong. :) |
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So your calling me troll? I believe he is the one trolling... |
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Lighten up, Francis. |
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No kidding. We really need this feature back. Dammit. |
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Done. Keisha. |
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I'm not calling you a troll. But I do think you will sweep one of the non-troll categories of the IWS voting. |
Dammit... between this thread and the "Awkward" thread, this is becoming a Friday for the ages...
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No kidding. I have tears coming out of my eyes. This has been a classic day here at the old FOFC. |
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