Vasectomies
 

These things are all the rage. Anyone else have one of these done? I'm getting mine next Tuesday.

I didn't need my vas deferens anyway.

My advice would be to hold still.

That word makes my nuts hurt.

I think we've had a thread or two here about the procedure. Do a search and I'm sure you'll come up with some interesting reading...

I lost my penis.

It just shrivled up and jumped into my stomach when i opened this thread:(

Good luck.

that isn't exactly reassuring that luck with play a factor in his balls falling out.

I'll pass.


Todd

C'mon guys - I was hoping to get a 2 for 1 deal going :D

Don't both of the boys get chopped?

It's not that bad outside of the tugging sensation when they sow you up. Oh and the novocaine shot into the balls.

Yeah, that's the one thing I'm really concerned about - the novocaine shot. I mean, is there a worse place to take a shot?

I haen't had a bad dental appointment in a long that's required novocaine (geez, my last filling was 20 years ago). But, I remember the novocaine shot in the gum was excruciating. I can only imagine what a 50 foot long needle in the gonads must feel like. Rest assured you will all know next Tuesday! Unless I back out and take the first flight to Vegas...

I've known a few guys that have gotten one, and in all cases they were walking bow-legged and hunched over for a day or two.

Have fun though. IIRC a vasectomy helped at least on FOFCer get lucky on a more regular basis.

You are so self conscious while the young female assistants are helping the doctor you don't even notice.

Serious question... because I'm an idiot... but, if they snip the vas deferens, umm, where does all the baby batter go? And, um, what comes out when you, you know?

I was wondering the same thing Franklin.

nothing, your nuts just swell to enormous size for a moment and then it's time for a smoke.

The batter stays put.

The same stuff comes out, but no swimmers.

Batter still comes out....just not the baby part.

Apparently the sperm just go back into the body. This happens all the time with cells, so it's nothing new.

The semen is regular semen, but now 100% sperm-free :)

Yeah...i was wondering about that. Also...would I have to do any "prep" work? The doc said "no", however...though I think I'll tidy up the area anyway :D

Batter comes from your prostate and other doo-dads - only the sperm come from the jewels.

"baby batter"???

I just barfed that bologna sandwich.


Todd

Oh no, the doctor will take great pleasure in shaving you.

Yeah, I wouldn't want to irritate him by denying him that pleasure :)

Watch for in-grown hair.

You are literally in the hands of professionals...not a problem.

Haha...I may have to go through childbirth, but I will never have to worry about someone coming at my genetalia with a needle wanting to snip something!!!! It's good to be a woman :)

I thought all "men" shaved there on a normal basis anyway. Women love that. :)


Todd

If you are up for a challenge, try shaving your balls while you are drunk.

You may.....it all depends on what Radii is into :D

I'll try that sometime. Maybe this weekend. :)


Todd

Hah. Ever heard of an episiotomy?

Yep, had one with my son...19 stiches...but I was still numb from the epidural and the dr. put topical numbing cream on to make sure I didn't feel anything. Still beats getting a needle in the balls though :)

*Shudders*

My dad is an OBGYN and used to tell my mom at the dinner table about his day at work. I especially loved the stories about how there were times when the baby was coming so fast that they didn't have time to grab the scalpel or scissors or whatever they use for the episiotomy, so he would just have to grip and rip.

Reason #38,875 that's it's great to be a man... :)

Ugh... brings back some bad memories from my OB/GYN rotation. Glad my wife never saw that stuff, convincing her to have a little Eaglesfan would be even harder than it already is.

Jeebs, don't ever do that again. Seriously. That's just wrong.

I've got tons of great stories, Franky. You sure you don't want to hear any more? ;)

Just remember: drive for show, putt for dough.

SackAttack in the vasectomy thread.

DO NOT let the physician performing the surgery talk you into just taking a valuim.....it does not take the edge off and you will smell burning flesh and feel pulling and tugging. DO let them give you an injection of Versed. You won't remember or feel a thing. I went the Versed way and don't regret it a bit

Burning flesh? How big are dem nuts?

Brilliant. :D

For three years, I've been begging my wife to let me get a vasectomy.

I want the needle in the scrotum.

Can somebody recommend a good mental health clinic in the greater Atlanta area?

I'm already shaved, so I'm ahead of the game. The only problem is that in Georgia, married men are required to have spousal consent before having a vasectomy. The wife won't sign up for it yet.

TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI! Don't EVER reveal crap like that again.

Wouldn't be proper widdout, right?

Cut me Mick.

I would have never gussed this thread would be so damn funny.

Really?! I've never heard of such a thing.

So let me get this straight - women not only have the absolute right to decide whether to keep a baby, but whether to make one as well? What about the man's privacy right? Or his privates' rights?