I always feel like...somebody's watching me!
 

"Ya gotta go...Ya gotta go!" Godfather Ihttp://www.local6.com/news/3976524/detail.html

That's good television right there.

Is this anything like "mopery" - exposing yourself to a blind man?

Guilty - I've done this before - in college when I was a dumb ass :p

repeatedly in the same elevator?

I'm jealous that he can piss in an elevator. I have a hard enough time pissing in a public restroom.

I don't understand why some people can't pee in public restrooms? What's the big deal?

Stage fright.

I'm what you call a "timid" pisser. :D

You've always been a stall man?

Only when I'm sober!

I was an intern at the local NBC affiliate a few years ago, and the producers always amazed me with their choices for stories. A deputy pissing in an elevator is news? Maybe. Do they really need to show the surveillance images? Unlikely.

During my intern days, we had the opportunity to show separate stories of a woman practicing stripping in her garage (complete with video) and a two-headed snake. Did either of those stories get on the air? Nooooo. We got the parade of head coach candidates that the Saints were bringing in.

At least I got to see the garage stripping. :D

The only ones I have a problem with are the huge ones shaped like a toilet bowl that stick ten feet out from the wall and make you feel like you're standing in the middle of the room. Definitely not designed by a hetero male. Give me a privacy screen and the sports page on the wall please, thanks.

I like his punishment. Suspended for 40 hours for the one, fired for the other. Was the suspension necessary? :)

And he is appealing it.

A two-headed snake is the most awesomest thing in the world!!!

a woman stripping in her garage with a two-headed snake is the most awesomest thing in the world!!!

What about the trough-like ones?

Yeah, I did it once in college too. But I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing...oh, wait. Peeing in an elevator? No, I've never done that.

Those I usually don't mind, except the old ones they used to have in Fenway Park. They were always jam packed so you'd have to squeeze between two other guys. There really should never be physical contact with another man, never mind two, while you urinate.

It's a shame that I worked in the sports department of that TV station, because if I would've worked in the news department, I would've secretly grabbed the tapes of the amateur stripper and the two-headed snake. Then I would've edited them into a single story and gotten it onto the air. It would've been the end of my internship, but it would've made a great story for me to tell.

Damn sports.