i **** your momma
 

nm.

i piss on her face. i'm not drunk. yo momma.


Thread title edited by SkyDog. 3 days in the drunk tank issued.

Can I call you daddy?

i love suicane. i piss on your face. i love to drink.

I haven't had a good drunken posting spree in a long, long time. I should do it again some time soon...

You said you hated me last week, make up your mind. I'm too sensitive to be jerked around like this.

why did my job have our cjristmas party tonite? it makes not sense. i;m drunk.

"All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon, in the middle of the road. And he said: "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul."

Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other, and we each said... "Okay."

And we played the first thing that came to our heads. Just so happened to be The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

jeeber d fucks babies in te ass.

don't do tjat jeeber.

So does he get a simple ban or the death penalty?

Lock this thread and ban this man immediately. I am a longtime member of this board with posts nearing, if not exceeding, double digits. He fucked my momma. I demand satisfaction.
(as did she, I'm sure)

Also, this reeks of an attention starved loser pretending to be drunk, in order to get attention.

But what do I know?

I think a nice, sobering ban. Death penalty is probably a bit steep.

SI

i put it in skydofs' ass. i fuck his panties.

hahahahahahahahhaa

I'm thinking maybe just a couple of days in the box.

Give him another 5-10 posts and get back to me.

hahhahahhahahahahaa. i love it. i'm not drunk.

i love to put it in tje box. he he he.

Dean Houston only slapped kids in the ass when he was drunk.

Hey, go post in the WSUCougar Holiday Essay Contest thread. If any thread deserves to have its momma fucked, or its ass pissed in, it's that one.

i'm unbannable. i ;ove sterlingice. i put it in his box.

i ate a bagel with creamcheese.

"time...it's on your side"
-Coldplay

wow you are great at copy and paste.

i'm going to sleep. got to work tomorrow. i love suicane. i love her.




and sterlingice.

and jeeber d.

QOTM?

this is the greatest nite of my life.

i love VPI. i piss in her face/

I feel so honored.

wow. FOFC classic HA. Hey ya know, this gives me an idea for a dynasty...a drunken-dynasty, football optional, basically where I will just record what happens as I'm totally trashed.

Did you break her arm before you fucked her in the ass?

For some reason, I just can't shake this image of Otis the Drunk needing a night to sober up.

SI

HA is exempt from bannings.

Holy crap... I can't have been the one to threadkill this one. :(

qotm! qotm!

Post another pic of Seth Dwight, loser.

I love Sovstar, i piss in teh ass of him too.

Boy am I glad I clicked on my "FOFC" bookmark just now.

Looks like HA had a little bit too much wowie sauce.

...classic

Is there anyway we can change that "In The Penalty Box" thing under HA's name to "In The Drunk Tank"? Can't this be done?

Does one really "slur" their words when typing? I don't know the answer to this because I have never really been one to drink and type. The only interest I have in computers when I am drunk is porn, not this place.

Your wish is my command.

typos become more commonplace and your chance of caring about your spelling goes out the window

Anyone want to photoshop Skydog's head onto a picture of Andy Griffith as Sheriff Andy Taylor?

SI

Can someone get drunk during the day to entertain us with their random comments on the board? Come on, Hook the day crowd up!

He loves you, SI. :)

Thanks! :D

Dark Jedis rule!

What a wondeful way to begin a morning at work. Thanks HA. This was a fantastic thread.

Can't hold his liquor...what a surprise.

He's the king of...er, um, no, I forgot, that was something else.

this all could have been avoided had he a sock and some ants handy.

So was the thread title actually present tense? This is an on-going affair?

Hmmm, I only have two beers in the fridge. How about you buy me a case of Shiner or a bottle of vodka, and I'll provide you with entertainment this afternoon... :D