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Just got laid...
Sorry azjoe_02 but I had to do it before someone else did. :rolleyes:
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the odd thing is, both of you got the shaft.
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:eek: LOL |
You were probably the 189th person to say to themself, "Hey, I should do a parody post of the I just got laid off thread." It's just that you were the only one cold enough to go through with it.
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bingo. No need for it.
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sounds about right |
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yup. |
I think we should have a new rule. Anyone who starts a parody thread loses posts. That'll teach em.
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Weren't you over 1,000 posts at one time? |
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This thread makes me want eggs.. Farm fresh eggs.
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Riddols from way downtown, BANG!
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Or maybe we should just have one thread where we can parody all the threads on the board? That would save the frontpage being cluttered with a bunch of threads full of meaningless (largely) humorless posts?
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I got some pussy today also... first gurl I sex'd I could cum for shit... second one my neighbor's sister I was banging for 45 minutes before I empty;d my clip
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Oh shit this was a joke thread I thought he was serious...
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good ol' noop, missing jokes since...I don't think my memory goes back that far.
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^^ Guess i am a dumb ass atleast I actually got some coocoo by to different girls... :)
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Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say.
I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way. For all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took, Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor? I'm not okay. I'm not okay. I'm not okay. You wear me out. |
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You shot her after you had sex with her? |
So does NOOP have a syndrome Im not aware of ?
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I was going to do "just got paid off"
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Nah bro it means bust a fat ass nut. Crapshoot - do i need to guess where u take cocks? |
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Must be the charisma that gets the ladies. |
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Ahem. ;) |
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Walnuts are yummy... |
Wow. Your just mad ;)
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Fixed it for you. -spelling/grammer police |
That was ironic.
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I take them to the chicken shack and give them free reign. But if they crow too early? its *throat slitting gesture*. |
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HENDERSON VALLEY EGGS! You gonna love our eggs! |
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UIC! |
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Man fuck you bitch. Go suck ya mama dick... stupid ass muthafucker... you loose booty male escort... go find Elton John or one of them other loose bootied homo's like you. Bitch. |
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FWIW, I would be angry too!!!  |
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Ya mama pussy sag low... you sucked your father's dick and snowballed him... ur uncle fucked you in the ass... your gay... u donate gay sperm to the sperm bank... Your wife doesnt love you and cheats with the frozen hot dog in the freezer because ur vienna just aint cutting... Fuck you. |
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*buys popcorn and beer, settles into seat*
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^^^ HAHA!
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That's just wrong. :) Todd |
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Our little Poon is growing up. |
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roffle. Seriously- have I missed something regarding Noop ? |
Noop, Subby. RETREAT TO YOUR CORNERS!
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Why he started it...
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Not my fault his momma don't take debit cards...
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Still talking shit I see... you and your lover crapshoot who takes it up the booty shoot...
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ROFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Seriously- do you write in sentences ? |
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