Potential 9 time loser in Maury's "You are NOT the father" Sweepstakes
 

Watching this shit for some reason today. All i gotta say is "how big a ho is you?" This is the "multiple time paternity test" whore show today. I feel very bad for her child. Lets see if Marisol got it right today.

What channel?!? Please God don't tell me I missed this.

No I'm serious man. What channel.

Lol
:)

Stuttering John: There was a woman on the subway, with her 2 kids beside her, her underear down at her ankles, squating on the platform, taking a leak right there in front of everybody. I gave her a glance an she starts yelling "don't you look at me! don't you look at me"!.

Howard: Isn't this county wonderfull?

Robin: Now how do you expect those kids to grow up?

Howard: Oh...i expect them all to grow up and become Doctors.

This is a "check your local listings" type of show.

Well!?!?!?

Did she tab the right guy this time?

Nope. This test was actually not for the same kid as the 8 times previously. Apparently when she was in New York, filming the show, she managed to make another bastard. The potential papa said something hilarious to the effect of, "if she thinks im number 9, good luck with 10,11, and 12."

How can you have sex with so many men, in such a short window of time, and still be wrong. Unreal.

Maury is the father :D