If I had a Billion Dollars...
 

...I would:

1. Buy the Minnesota Vikings to save them from the clutches of a useless owner.

2. Tear down (or vacate) the Metrodome.

3. Build a new OUTDOOR stadium (to strike fear into the hearts of November/December visiting teams), with heated seats (because I'm not a complete sadist) and trams from the parking lot.



sorry, that's my random thought for the day

...I'd build a tree fort in our yard


Edit - You could help, it wouldn't be that hard.

Puts pinky finger up to lips.

I would move to the Bahamas or somewhere with a beach.



Todd

id be rich

And I would rent an attack helicopter to launch hellfire missiles at your new stadium, for we cannot allow Minnesota to have nice things.

I would go into the bank and tell them that I want to withdraw all of my money...in ones...then I would sit at a strip club forever.

No mention of 2 chicks at the same time?

i think thats a given

Now this is a pretty cool idea Scoop. ;)

I'd buy 32 shiny new PC's and 32 copies of FOF 2004. I'd rent out an office building and pay 31 of you to play an FOF league full time.

Just for fun, you could have both teams benches on the same sideline, and put it in Bloomington.

I'd buy you a K car...a nice Reliant automobile

:)

I would buy a bowling center and pay myself $1,000,000 a year to bowl all day, but only if I felt like it.

I would finally be able to afford my wife.

I'd do anything I wanted, whenever I wanted, no matter what it was.

Just 2?

Prolly could buy the whole island.

.....I'd have enough $$$ to be able to concentrate solely on TCY to see if I could finally get my UCF Dynasty over the hump and into the NCAA Playoffs (I play Playoff/Tourney Format).

.....oh, and I'd be doing this while hanging out in my plush condo on the beach in the Caymans. ;)

I dislike the Barenaked Ladies

I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a billion dollars.
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a billion dollars.
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a million dollars.

I'd buy you a green dress.

But not a real green dress, that's cruel.

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I am shocked and amazed that radii didn't make this comment, or at least follow up to it! I guess I must not be doing my job very well... ;)

I'd buy me an island and ensure that I had reliable high speed 'net access no matter what it took.

That, and condo in Vegas for when the mood struck me, and I'd be pretty much set.
(Well, other than having a pilot/plane on call for when I wanted to go to/from LV).

... I'd have to buy my college buddy a villa.
We promissed to each other that if one of us would ever have 100 million Euro, we'd buy the other guy a 1 million Euro villa.

And that would be the next thing to do after that.

Right on. Get the Vikings back outside the way it should be.

I would go to Germany and have a brew.

Id pay Jim 1 million dollars to write TCY2 with MP support. Then I could pay 113 of you guys to play the other teams full time :D

Aw man, with that kind of $$ you could have 32 leagues of 32 players, with the champion in each facing off in the end, and thereby giving a lot more of this boards loyal followers a great job.

Imagine the competition that would ensue to be one of the 32 in the original play though, the lengths people would go to for that job...

I'd die the next day. Now wouldn't that be ironic?

Don't ya think?

It's like RAAAAAIIIIIINNNN . . .

By quoting an Alanis song, you have gone from one of my favorite members of the FOFC community (due to the Thunderdome dynasty) to one of those people I put on my ignore list. :mad:

:)

I call Kansas.

SI

Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

I can sympathise with that but the club would be Man Utd and the useless owner Glazer (but I'd need another half billion) :)

Reliant K!!!! I love that band!

I'm not sitting next to Coffee Warlord. That Penguin is distracting and not to mention downright scary....

It would be something involving a huge tract of Colorado land, a private airstrip, and a golf course.

picsplzkthnx!

dola. I should prolly know what movie this is from and it sounds familiar, but I don't.

this calls for a banning

Office Space.

Aaaaah. Yessss! That's right. Now I am remembering the scene. Sorry, I clearly havn't seen Office Space enough (only twice). It's on my list of DVD's to pickup when I can find it for dirt-cheap, as it is a classic and I do like it.

Lawrence: So? What would you do with a million bucks?
Peter: I would quit my job and do nothing.
Lawrence: You don't need a million bucks to do nothing.

I would:

Be Ed Belfour, and when a cop tries to arrest me tell him I'll give him "one billion dollars" and when I refuse to leave the bar when he tells me to, I'll tell him to "make me".

I'd post more often here.

Honest.

Boy I miss you guys.

I'd send Joey Harrington on a very long "vaction"....

Hahahah... wait, that happened. D'oh.

SI

I would...

Purchase this board from dynamic and add streaming Billy Joel. :)

Do NOT give panerd a billion dollars! Billy Joel stinketh.

I would move this board to a private server. ;)

No, really, my dream is to own an NFL franchise...

I would have Jerry Jones kidnapped and place him with African cannibals who dig "white meat".