Favorite Sex Euphemism?
 

Inspired by Balldogs thread ..

I like to say "i jumped her bones". It sounds kinda' medieval.

Well?

i like to lay the pipes

"Bumpin' uglies" always gives me a chuckle.

I gave her the ol' Shorty in the AnalBumCover while playing with her Maple Leafs.

I gave her the ol' Shorty in the AnalBumCover.

Edit: Damn you, out of order threads. Now I just look unoriginal and pathetic. Er, even moreso.

how did this thread never take off?

I put some sour cream in that burrito.

Time to make a hot dog and tuna fish sandwich.

Wow, I have inspired someone! :)

"Throw the meat to her."

"Split her in two."

Takin the Skin Boat to Tuna Town

"Shared a meatball sandwich"

Riding the Wild Baloney Pony!

least favorite is "hot beef injection"

favorite has always been the simple "hump"

I always liked the "Dirty Sanchez"

Slanged that pipe.
Gave her the business. Now if a girl says you have gave her the business no matter what you will not always have a fuck buddy especially since she considers your pipe laying to be top notch.

Boink

Go for a jump

I've never been a big fan of any euphemism, but "layin' the wood to her" appeals to the baseball fan in me. :)

I've always been partial to "Playing Hide-the-Sausage"

I either call it "slappin' ass and callin' names"

Or if she is in a more demure mood, I call it "digging in the garden of eden"

Then there is the football inspired "goin' deep for sex"

Or if i just got off of work, I call it "165 pound/ft impact test"

There are a bunch of others, but who really gives a shit what else I call it.. :) I guess I don't have a favorite though. I like to mix it up.

"plowing the field"

I'm surprised nobody said "knockin' boots." I've heard that one a million times.

"Bumpin' uglies?"

for the self satisfying sex. . . "Punchin' the Clown"