Faking It
 

So I know chicks fake it.

But have you ever been in a spot where you had to fake it?

And no I haven't, just curious though.

yes, i have pretended to be interested in what the girl is saying

Never. What made you start this thread? You little bastard.

oh nothing, i was just thinking it'd be weird if some girl jumped me and wanted me to nut in like oh i don't know, 35 seconds

It would be very weird if a girl jumped you, let us know when it finaly happens, mmmkay? :D

LOL. Well played, Suicane75, well played.

Shorty, if she's going for 35 seconds, she's not a "she."

Just a word of friendly advice.

i feel nauseous

yes

these are the thoughts entering your mind?

Shouldn't Shorty be asking questions like, "If you show me yours, I'll show you mine"?

yes as well.

I thought it was "Wherz more beer?"

I dont think guys can fake it... because it is very simple either you shoot or you don't. Girls are a different breed because well unless she is a squirter you can never tell.

Shorty is creative

So, what, you'd have to fake the last 15-20 seconds? I'd say that's doable.

I disagree on that one. You can fake a male orgasm easily. If you're 'inside' then go 'Oo aa' and then stop moving and roll over, the chick will think you've cummed (or is it came? ;) ) every single time?

Now, why you would do that is another question altogether...

How you fake the erection is another problem all together.

Yup, I'm still working on that one...:p

Hmm well the girls I deal with for some odd reason want to see it because well I guess if you dont come alot means you been cheating or some shit like that to this girls. Don't ask me seems to be the thing for these girls in highschool...

bukkake!

I dare you to google chicken bukkake ;)

How long have you been waiting to work that into a thread?

How I wish I was still in high school... sigh...

Not to long unlike my penis pump jokes which seem never have a right place.

"You really have to sell that to a woman. A lot of eye contact involved." - Dennis Miller.

You live in France the women and the accent of the women outweight being young.

PINE CONES!

oh, it wasn't the 'being young' part I was longing for, more the 'come on the face' part...

ewwww!

'YES' here...

"I'm utterly spent" is my favorite line for such situations.

I don't get the male faking unless you are a porn star and can bone for hours.

Dammit Noop, you sicko. You made me see MSPaint chicken bukkake. :eek:

"Thinking hard" isn't the problem.

You aren't thinking hard enough, then.

Apparantly not

Are you saying you experience a certain "deflation" and faking is kind of like the eject button?

Disagree. A girl can fake the sounds, but she can't fake the involuntary body movements. Once you give a girl a real orgasm, you'll know what I'm talking about. I'm sure some of you know what I mean. The orgams where she looks like she's going through horrible pain, and then her body goes into this shaking, half-shock type deal and her facial expression is one of pain, amazement and euphoria all in one.. She can't fake that.

Yes I did...well, we never released it to the public...

Edit: Get off dynamic 5 n00b!

You saw that in a movie.

I was thinking the same think... she still can fake it. Personally i can care less when I am pumping its like a race so to speak if she cums first then fine but once i cum I am done. Let her fake for all I care its not like I am going to marry her....sheesh

Well there goes that theory I guess.

please don't talk about your pumping

I'm a dynamic 2 man.

When Harry met Sally

You dont pump? Ah man are you more a humper with short quick jabs?

It depends who I'm fighting.

*dies*


They make pills to help your problem. ;)

At least, not without a car battery and a set of jumper cables.

pumpers have no time for that crap.