Florida is filled with very very tough people apparently
 

All these stories happened in December: (and are from the latest News of the Weird)

Rudolph Jessie Hicks Jr., 30, was arrested in Brooksville, Fla., for trespass, but not before he had gotten up from a police dog takedown, five Taser shots, and an entire can of pepper spray.

Police in Port St. Lucie, Fla., were considering whether to charge Ms. Robin Bush, who strangled a 130-pound Rottweiler after it would not let go of her tiny Yorkie .

A 20-year-old man suffered only minor injuries after driving his car through a fifth-floor wall of a parking garage and landing inside the second floor of a store at the Shoppes of Sunset Place in South Miami.

C

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It's not C?

heh. This is not a "Which weird story is not real" type thing.

These are all real stories from the latest News Of the Weird (all one entry in fact), but they just made me shake my head.

The guy who shrugged off the Police Dog take down, FIVE taser shots and a full can of Pepper Spray.. is there any doubt he was hopped up to the gills on SOMETHING?

A woman from Florida named "Robin Bush." There is a stolen election joke in there somewhere...

I was thinking there's a Debra LaFave joke in there somewhere...