All new "What's for dinner?" thread
 

Often times during lunch, I find myself wondering what I'll have for dinner. Right now I'm torn between a bottle of scotch or a Big Mac. What are you having for dinner?

A Big Mac sauteed in scotch.

Where is the all new breakfast thread?

Beef.

People still eat breakfast?

Sex

"Hello Lambda we're the Pis and we're hear to say. We think you are special guys, Lambdas all the way. Alpha Betas are ok, if you like sweat socks. We prefer your high IQ, to their great big...jocks."

Is there a good wine to go with that?

McMerlot would be perfect.

It's snowing outside so maybe a Jack's pizza and a hottie toddie.


Todd

Fava beans and a nice Chianti

Chicken in cream sauce under a bed of croutons, some au graten potatos and grean beans.

Nothing.

Slurp!

Huh? :confused:

NERDS!

"What Pi stand for?"

wendys homestyle chicken strips!!!! free

I like Wendy... she has a gap but she is a great gal...

Gap toof' in ya mouf' so my gats gots to fit

Frozen pizza.

chicken wings and beer. :)

I could go for some chicken wings and beer right now. Chicken is not defrosted, however, and ultimately eating means less room for beer. You can imagine the quandary I'm in.

your stuck between a rock and a hard place, i can imagine

Beer now, food later.

Sex now Food Later... or what if we combined Sex and Food.... hmm with would be Fexd or something...

What up Dre

What up dog

That was a good Seinfeld episode.

Yes it was.... indeed it was...how about this.. I open up a shop where you make your own pizza pie?

And then you have sex with it? :confused: :D

J-dogg:Hey Kate, I saw you on the hs chatroom
J-dogg:Your pretty funny
DirtyKate:I don't remember you.. but thanx
J-dogg:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
J-dogg:I graduated two years ago. I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot. Right now I'm going to Auburn
J-dogg:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my new Sebring
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
J-dogg:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
J-dogg:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
J-dogg:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
J-dogg:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.

DirtyKate:Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
J-dogg:You can't hurry good pizza.
J-dogg:I'm on my way now though

DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
J-dogg:How did you know?
J-dogg:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
J-dogg:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
J-dogg:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
J-dogg:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the fuck?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate:Fuck