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JeeberD 01-20-2005 02:40 PM

wtf?
 
hxxp://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=6711

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 01-20-2005 02:41 PM

Dare I even ask how you found that?

Suicane75 01-20-2005 02:43 PM

God damn that is some serious oddness.

rkmsuf 01-20-2005 02:43 PM

JeeberD...are you off your medication?

TLK 01-20-2005 02:45 PM

I think I'll pass.... :)

JeeberD 01-20-2005 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
Dare I even ask how you found that?


You can't tell me that you've never Googled the word "eunich" before... ;)

sovereignstar 01-20-2005 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD
You can't tell me that you've never Googled the word "eunich" before... ;)


Um.. I had to. I didn't know what it meant.
:(

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 01-20-2005 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD
You can't tell me that you've never Googled the word "eunich" before... ;)


Um no. I prefer men who aren't, so my Google searches revolve around that.

Question is, why are you so interested in eunichs? Getting married or something?

:D

JeeberD 01-20-2005 03:03 PM

Well, the girlfriend does have my nuts in a vice over decorating our new apartment.

None of my old stuff is allowed to go up on the walls... :(

rkmsuf 01-20-2005 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD
Well, the girlfriend does have my nuts in a vice over decorating our new apartment.

None of my old stuff is allowed to go up on the walls... :(


Based on this thread I think I can see why.

Lathum 01-20-2005 03:11 PM

I take it this isn't worksafe?

MIJB#19 01-20-2005 03:11 PM

You mean: ?

Lathum 01-20-2005 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIJB#19
You mean: ?

I mean I probably shouldn't open this link at work.

mckerney 01-20-2005 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum
I mean I probably shouldn't open this link at work ever.


Fixed it for you.

JeeberD 01-20-2005 03:18 PM

No dirty pics, but it will lead to disturbing mental imagry...

MIJB#19 01-20-2005 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum
I mean I probably shouldn't open this link at work.

I wasn't referring to you, but to the topic title.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 01-20-2005 04:18 PM

Jeeber, is this why you were looking up eunichs?

Glengoyne 01-20-2005 04:22 PM

I should just know better than to open a link to eunich.org.


I will join in and say WTF? WTF were you doing there to see that?

DanGarion 01-20-2005 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
Jeeber, is this why you were looking up eunichs?

Arg, you beat me to it!

JeeberD 01-20-2005 04:32 PM

Heh, that link was actually posted on a different board and I thought that I would bring thei weirdness over here...

Pumpy Tudors 01-20-2005 06:46 PM

hxxp://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=39487&postcount=3

The emoticons seal the deal. (so to speak)

FrogMan 01-20-2005 07:05 PM

HOLY MOLY!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Yeah, was curious, so I went, but hot darn, this is in the guy's signature!!!

Quote:

Castrated 14 May 2001 by Dr. Felix Spector in a proper, legal, and safe medical setting. Empty scrotum removed by Dr. Kimmel on 18 January 2002.


Dr. Kimmel's phone number: (215) 563-0847
Dr. Kimmel's FAX number: (215) 568-4881

My primary concern is Eunuch health issues, including safe castrations.



"Because Nice Matters"

I think I'm gonna be sick...

FM

MJ4H 01-20-2005 07:11 PM

I think there is an OWNED picture waiting to happen somewhere.

JeeberD 01-20-2005 11:07 PM

The scissors emoticon is what gets me...

EagleFan 01-20-2005 11:14 PM

No Jeeber!!! No!!!! They wanted UNIX programmers!!!! Don't schedule the surgery (or don't hand the scissors to the girlfriend)!!!

Swaggs 01-20-2005 11:16 PM

Painful. Just painful.

JeeberD 01-20-2005 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan
(or don't hand the scissors to the girlfriend)!!!


*cringe*

bbor 01-21-2005 12:32 AM

uhhh

duckman 01-21-2005 10:25 AM

Jeebs: Less time on the computer and more time with girlfriend.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 01-21-2005 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan
No Jeeber!!! No!!!! They wanted UNIX programmers!!!! Don't schedule the surgery (or don't hand the scissors to the girlfriend)!!!


I hear some women don't even need scissors. They only need their bare hands..

FrogMan 01-21-2005 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
I hear some women don't even need scissors. They only need their bare hands..


not that you would personally know about that, right, you've only "heard" about it, right???

ARLEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!


:D :D :D

FM

cartman 01-21-2005 11:17 AM

This thread shows a big difference between men and women.

While Farrah and the other double X chromers say "Geez, that sounds like it might hurt", all of us guys are curled up in the fetal position under our desks, wimpering like little babies.

Loren 01-21-2005 11:27 AM

omg..
 
SOO here's a couple things that caught my eye off that board...

is the $2,000 just for castration or is that sac removel as well EWWWWWWW

Castration only: $2,000

Castration and scrotal removal (both done at the same time): $3,200

Scrotal removal only (done at a later date): $1,500

Being a Eunuch... PRICELESS!!!
Gotta love the eunuch sense of humor

Your body will object to having the balls removed, save the sac for another day. umm YEeahhh

apparently ill be having visions of an empty nut sac running through my head the rest of the day, ohhh whoooo will be the lucky person who sees me first and i JUST HAVE TO TELL about this :confused: (i called the husband :D ), and just so I can say I learned something from this appparently "phantom pains" (as in feeling like youve been kicked)can exist for the rest of your life when you have your nuts removed, goood times, good times..

cartman 01-21-2005 11:32 AM

You should never do this to your fireman.

SlapBone 01-21-2005 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman
This thread shows a big difference between men and women.

While Farrah and the other double X chromers say "Geez, that sounds like it might hurt", all of us guys are curled up in the fetal position under our desks, wimpering like little babies.



It's true and this is the sentence that did it to me:

Quote:

I had enough of sex, wanted the Eunuch calm, now have it, and that's that. I doubt if that can be regarded as a fetish.


I think the non-eunuch chaos is just fine with me. Besides with four kids, the damage is already done. :p

sportsfan13 01-21-2005 03:20 PM

I have one question for all men considering this: Why would you want to get rid of your best feature??? ;)

Ksyrup 01-21-2005 04:41 PM

If I ever start a band, I'm calling it The Eunuch Calm.

FrogMan 01-21-2005 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sportsfan13
I have one question for all men considering this: Why would you want to get rid of your best feature??? ;)


I'm not sure you're on the right forum to ask that question. Maybe you should register at that other forum and ask over there ;)

FM

BigJohn&TheLions 01-21-2005 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD
You can't tell me that you've never Googled the word "eunich" before... ;)


Only regarding Randy Johnson: The Big Eunich


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