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wtf?
hxxp://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=6711
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Dare I even ask how you found that?
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God damn that is some serious oddness.
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JeeberD...are you off your medication?
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I think I'll pass.... :)
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You can't tell me that you've never Googled the word "eunich" before... ;) |
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Um.. I had to. I didn't know what it meant. :( |
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Um no. I prefer men who aren't, so my Google searches revolve around that. Question is, why are you so interested in eunichs? Getting married or something? :D |
Well, the girlfriend does have my nuts in a vice over decorating our new apartment.
None of my old stuff is allowed to go up on the walls... :( |
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Based on this thread I think I can see why. |
I take it this isn't worksafe?
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You mean:
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Fixed it for you. |
No dirty pics, but it will lead to disturbing mental imagry...
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Jeeber, is this why you were looking up eunichs?
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I should just know better than to open a link to eunich.org.
I will join in and say WTF? WTF were you doing there to see that? |
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Heh, that link was actually posted on a different board and I thought that I would bring thei weirdness over here...
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hxxp://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=39487&postcount=3
The emoticons seal the deal. (so to speak) |
HOLY MOLY!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Yeah, was curious, so I went, but hot darn, this is in the guy's signature!!! Quote:
I think I'm gonna be sick... FM |
I think there is an OWNED picture waiting to happen somewhere.
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The scissors emoticon is what gets me...
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No Jeeber!!! No!!!! They wanted UNIX programmers!!!! Don't schedule the surgery (or don't hand the scissors to the girlfriend)!!!
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Painful. Just painful.
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*cringe* |
uhhh
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Jeebs: Less time on the computer and more time with girlfriend.
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I hear some women don't even need scissors. They only need their bare hands.. |
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not that you would personally know about that, right, you've only "heard" about it, right??? ARLEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!! :D :D :D FM |
This thread shows a big difference between men and women.
While Farrah and the other double X chromers say "Geez, that sounds like it might hurt", all of us guys are curled up in the fetal position under our desks, wimpering like little babies. |
omg..
SOO here's a couple things that caught my eye off that board...
is the $2,000 just for castration or is that sac removel as well EWWWWWWW Castration only: $2,000 Castration and scrotal removal (both done at the same time): $3,200 Scrotal removal only (done at a later date): $1,500 Being a Eunuch... PRICELESS!!! Gotta love the eunuch sense of humor Your body will object to having the balls removed, save the sac for another day. umm YEeahhh apparently ill be having visions of an empty nut sac running through my head the rest of the day, ohhh whoooo will be the lucky person who sees me first and i JUST HAVE TO TELL about this :confused: (i called the husband :D ), and just so I can say I learned something from this appparently "phantom pains" (as in feeling like youve been kicked)can exist for the rest of your life when you have your nuts removed, goood times, good times.. |
You should never do this to your fireman.
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It's true and this is the sentence that did it to me: Quote:
I think the non-eunuch chaos is just fine with me. Besides with four kids, the damage is already done. :p |
I have one question for all men considering this: Why would you want to get rid of your best feature??? ;)
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If I ever start a band, I'm calling it The Eunuch Calm.
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I'm not sure you're on the right forum to ask that question. Maybe you should register at that other forum and ask over there ;) FM |
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Only regarding Randy Johnson: The Big Eunich |
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