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stevew 01-23-2005 06:46 PM

Finding a tree to go punch
 
Fruck

SackAttack 01-23-2005 06:51 PM

I hear SirFozzie knows a few good ones. You might PM him? :D

Ragone 01-23-2005 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SackAttack
I hear SirFozzie knows a few good ones. You might PM him? :D



Ouch, Low blow

terpkristin 01-23-2005 06:53 PM

Ok so I assume you're a Pittsburgh fan, but I must warn you: punching hard things that don't give is a bad idea.

I punched a brick wall on 10/28/2002. The sickening crunch my hand made, along with the rapid swelling and the inability to lift my pinky finger all suggested to me I'd broken my hand. Sure enough, I had. 8 weeks in a cast later, my hand still hurt. After physical therapy proved to be useless, my hand doctor recommended surgery since I'd angulated my 5th metacarpal by about 75 degrees (i.e. the top "knuckle" portion of my pinkie at the base of my hand was sticking in towards my palm by about 75 degrees."

Jan. 29 2003 was the surgery that revealed not only had it been angulated, it'd been twisted. Needless to say, that answered the question of why it wouldn't heal and kept hurting, but um. I've learned my lesson. And still have one of the pins that was in my hand.

Moral: don't punch things that don't give.
~tk

Joe 01-23-2005 06:56 PM

well that was dumb

SnowMan 01-23-2005 06:59 PM

What if he punches a rubber tree?

terpkristin 01-23-2005 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by George W Bush
well that was dumb


I just love that GWB is telling me what was dumb. :D

Sorry, had to say that. :D

Yes, it was dumb. Dumb dumb dumb. I should have hit the professor that pissed me off instead. Or my Homer Simpson "Bop Bag."

~tk

SirFozzie 01-23-2005 07:02 PM

I don't believe it. what a half.. you guys can come back, tho Steve.. you're 16-1 for a reason. I won't believe it until the game's over.

SirFozzie 01-23-2005 07:04 PM

and just think of it this way Steve. When I did what I did, what I still think is the STUPIDEST thing in my life, that was the low point followed by what has happened up here. It could be the same thing for you guys down there.

Joe 01-23-2005 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin
I just love that GWB is telling me what was dumb. :D

Sorry, had to say that. :D

Yes, it was dumb. Dumb dumb dumb. I should have hit the professor that pissed me off instead. Or my Homer Simpson "Bop Bag."

~tk


hey, when GWB says its dumb, you really know its dumb.


:D

TargetPractice6 01-23-2005 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirFozzie
and just think of it this way Steve. When I did what I did, what I still think is the STUPIDEST thing in my life, that was the low point followed by what has happened up here. It could be the same thing for you guys down there.

Eh? What happened?

SirFozzie 01-23-2005 07:39 PM

Game 7, 2003 ALCS. Aaron Boone homer.

Foz storms out of the house (not only scaring my family, but some folks here).. goes driving for a while, and disappears into the woods, and unleash all the frustration and anger on a tree.. not quite punches it, more like trying to destroy it with my bare hands.

My hands looked pretty much like hamburger for a week afterwords.

I learned the difference between being a fanatic, and being a fan.

Joe 01-23-2005 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirFozzie
Game 7, 2003 ALCS. Aaron Boone homer.

Foz storms out of the house (not only scaring my family, but some folks here).. goes driving for a while, and disappears into the woods, and unleash all the frustration and anger on a tree.. not quite punches it, more like trying to destroy it with my bare hands.

My hands looked pretty much like hamburger for a week afterwords.

I learned the difference between being a fanatic, and being a fan.


I wish bill simmons would do that.

Noop 01-23-2005 07:52 PM

Fozzie you need help. If you want to punch something I suggest you punch your dick. One blow should make you stop but often two is needed to forget about what made you punch your dick in the first place,

Pumpy Tudors 01-24-2005 12:07 AM

oh my

Chief Rum 01-24-2005 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin
Or my Homer Simpson "Bop Bag."


There exists such a thing as a Homer Simpson "Bop Bag" and I don't have one?!? :)

Qwikshot 01-24-2005 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin
Ok so I assume you're a Pittsburgh fan, but I must warn you: punching hard things that don't give is a bad idea.

I punched a brick wall on 10/28/2002. The sickening crunch my hand made, along with the rapid swelling and the inability to lift my pinky finger all suggested to me I'd broken my hand. Sure enough, I had. 8 weeks in a cast later, my hand still hurt. After physical therapy proved to be useless, my hand doctor recommended surgery since I'd angulated my 5th metacarpal by about 75 degrees (i.e. the top "knuckle" portion of my pinkie at the base of my hand was sticking in towards my palm by about 75 degrees."

Jan. 29 2003 was the surgery that revealed not only had it been angulated, it'd been twisted. Needless to say, that answered the question of why it wouldn't heal and kept hurting, but um. I've learned my lesson. And still have one of the pins that was in my hand.

Moral: don't punch things that don't give.
~tk


I couldn't see you pulling a Randy Johnson...I'm impressed.

Ragone 01-24-2005 12:27 AM

Gus frerotte says : Don't head butt things that don't give

Glengoyne 01-24-2005 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop
Fozzie you need help. If you want to punch something I suggest you punch your dick. ...


I thought he wanted to hit something hard?

Suicane75 01-24-2005 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin
Ok so I assume you're a Pittsburgh fan, but I must warn you: punching hard things that don't give is a bad idea.

I punched a brick wall on 10/28/2002. The sickening crunch my hand made, along with the rapid swelling and the inability to lift my pinky finger all suggested to me I'd broken my hand. Sure enough, I had. 8 weeks in a cast later, my hand still hurt. After physical therapy proved to be useless, my hand doctor recommended surgery since I'd angulated my 5th metacarpal by about 75 degrees (i.e. the top "knuckle" portion of my pinkie at the base of my hand was sticking in towards my palm by about 75 degrees."

Jan. 29 2003 was the surgery that revealed not only had it been angulated, it'd been twisted. Needless to say, that answered the question of why it wouldn't heal and kept hurting, but um. I've learned my lesson. And still have one of the pins that was in my hand.

Moral: don't punch things that don't give.
~tk



You are like the Bionic Woman...............yes.

JeeberD 01-24-2005 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TargetPractice6
Eh? What happened?


http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/for...ad.php?t=15152

:)

(Twas scary at the time, though)


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