Super Mario's Hidden Agenda
 

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Fortunatley we still have a true patriot for the cause in the red, white and blue of Sonic.

Sonic is a tree loving hippy liberal. Robotnic has brought the great advances of modern capitalism to the forests and has allowed the forrest creatures to advance themselves into technoadvanced forest creatures with the ability to defend themselves from Sonic and his eco-terrorist friends. But Sonic can't stand that so he runs around destroying all the machines and buildings, leaving a path of eco-terroism in his wake.