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Prom Princess or Porn Queen?
hxxp://www.nypost.com/style/39213.htm
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It is now, almost seven years later, that I regret not going to my prom. Having said that, why would anyone wear this?... and why would any parent in their right mind, allow their daughter to wear this? |
dola...
there is a pic of the dress at the link.... |
ohh, I'd hit that, prom style.
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Good, because I was beginning to think this was the "Segway Prom Dress" if there was no pic to go along with the story. |
Geez, that's barely appropriate for an awards show.
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That picture is making me horny.
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Are you (expletive) serious?? There better be a wad of tape under those straps. No, my daughter isn't gonna wear that. Of course, it helps that she's 14 months old rather than 17years old, so it's a nonissue. I shudder to think what creative minds will produce when she IS 17. I think she's not going at this rate. :)
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No way in hell I would let a daughter of mine wear that thing. Now if I were back in highschool and my girl wanted to wear it...that would be a different story. :D
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I'm in the same boat, with 5 year old and 8 month old daughters. The downside is that they'll look like tramps. The upside is that by the time they go to their proms, the dresses will likely only consist of duck tape over the nipples and will not cost 1/100th of what my prom date's dress cost. |
If I were her date, or bigger than her date, it would just take a creative little "bump" to finish the job.
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Uh...no.
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To my non-existant daughter, should she dare want that: "That better be just a large bra." Followed shortly by. "You out of your fucking mind?"
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Her boobs are weird looking.
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2 sided tape does wonders....but i'm sure it's a killer on the nipples...i mean,who likes glue in their mouths:)
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Thank you. Maybe we should start hxxp'ing links to other threads featured on this board. :rolleyes: |
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Yeah, they have some sort of cloth over them. |
Maybe she's got it on backwards. Those look like the back straps.
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:D |
Maybe it's cause shes.......12?
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Great quote from a friend of mine I showed this to.
"Anyone who wears that, in two hours, will be wearing nothing but the remains of a 40oz and dried sperm." |
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Don't ruin this for me. She's at least 17. |
I e-mailed the article to my sister, who is 16. I told her to print out the picture, and go tell my mom that she found her prom dress. Good times... :)
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hopefully someday the powers that be will realize any company that gives you shit for 'questionable material' isnt going to allow any non work related web surfing period on company time, making the whole hxxp thing unnecessary.
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SD has said before that if it's a racy picture the source doesn't matter. He doesn't want folks at work to get in trouble if their boss comes by and sees a half naked teenager on their computer, even if it's from The Times. Of course, maybe they should just be working instead... |
Stop making excellent points.
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NY Post = Tabloid |
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Sorry...there's a first time for everything. |
ok, i edited it.
my life would cease to exist if i couldnt post here for 72 whole hours. |
Sov, you are on the clock.
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Is sov gonna test The Man?!?!?! :eek:
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LEAVE IT! LEAVE IT!
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I could make that dress stick to her nipples without any tape.
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Gentlemens Glue? |
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Teeth Whitener. |
Very good for the skin.
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[quote=TheLionKing]Lisa Maffei-Fuentes, principal of Christopher Columbus High School in The Bronx, bans "anything that resembles the famous [green Versace] J.Lo dress."
"I personally have to check every dress," says Maffei-Fuentes. "Breasts must be entirely covered and there should not be any cutouts in the bodice. "On the night of the prom, we have chaperones at the entry looking at every dress. We also provide needle, thread and pins to close up holes and fix dresses to the appropriate length," she says. [quote] Too bad its a female principal, a male principal would have a fun job with that. |
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but ohh SOOO bad for the hair :( as far as the dress, $495 wtf..by a set of diamond earrings for 200 bucks pin em on your nipples and drape a curtain as a skirt, just as much coverage and cheaper :rolleyes: and noo, would never in a million years let my kid wear anything that resembled that |
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Pix pls.....of both. |
hxxp://wizbangblog.com/archives/004895.php
Update: It appears that it is possible that the NY Post photographers may have made the model put on the dress backwards on purpose just to generate a story. Not completely conclusive evidence here, but I wouldn't put it past the scumbag Post to pull a stunt like that... |
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k, there's no real difference in the back or front view to me so IF she had it on backwards(which i dont think she did, if anything it looks like maybe the posts model had a size too big on so it didnt hug her in enough) it's null... |
As a parent I want to state that in no way whatsoever would I mind my son dating that girl.:D
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That's funny. I guessed up above that she might have been wearing it backwards. It certainly looks that way.
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You could be right about the dress not being on backwards. But if you compare the NY Post model (red dress) and the other model (black dress), it still looks like the Post either selected a model and/or altered the dress in such a way that would make the dress look as scandalous as possible. Yeah, the dress is pretty racy and probably wouldn't pass muster at most proms in either case. But when you see the dress worn correctly, it doesn't seem to be as menacing to society as the Post would have you believe... |
I think this person had it right (comment from the blog):
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That dress looks like something straight out of the original Star Trek.
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I like sov's adjustment of the original pic... :D
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Call me crazy, but that's what I noticed: $500 for half a piece of cloth? SI |
yeah, this is freaking unbelievable. Who the hell would buy that for their daughter?
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