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Joe 01-31-2005 10:26 PM
Greatest Phone Sex Ever
 

sovereignstar 01-31-2005 10:26 PM
Yes! Yes! YES!

Easy Mac 01-31-2005 10:29 PM
Does anyone else see the irony in a President posting about phone sex?

CamEdwards 01-31-2005 10:31 PM
heh. falafel. I know a few people who make semi-regular appearances on O'Reilly's show and I'm always trying to get them to use the word falafel when they're on.

Draft Dodger 01-31-2005 10:32 PM
wow, he's really lame <----- LOOK SUICANE :p

Desnudo 02-01-2005 12:49 AM
That could replace thinking about baseball for me.

Franklinnoble 02-01-2005 06:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CamEdwards
heh. falafel. I know a few people who make semi-regular appearances on O'Reilly's show and I'm always trying to get them to use the word falafel when they're on.

You are an evil, evil man. :D

rkmsuf 02-01-2005 08:16 AM
"Elhume, would you loofa my stretch marks?"

JonInMiddleGA 02-01-2005 08:36 AM
Careful Mr. President, the thread title may get you on the bad side of the parody police.

sachmo71 02-01-2005 09:21 AM
Did she tape the conversation?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 02-01-2005 09:33 AM
I take issue with the title of this thread. If that's the greatest phone sex ever, that's just sad.

cuervo72 02-01-2005 09:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
I take issue with the title of this thread. If that's the greatest phone sex ever, that's just sad.

Please send your complaint to:

FOFC Thread Title Complaint Department
attn: Samdari
PO BOX 78779
Springfield, VA

Falafel King 02-01-2005 10:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CamEdwards
heh. falafel. I know a few people who make semi-regular appearances on O'Reilly's show and I'm always trying to get them to use the word falafel when they're on.

Why in the heck would you try to slander my good name?

Subby 02-01-2005 11:04 AM
I guess I need to add the "really spectacular boobs" line to my cocky and funny repertoire.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 02-01-2005 11:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Subby
I guess I need to add the "really spectacular boobs" line to my cocky and funny repertoire.

Try fitting in "nice rack" that's always a winner.

cuervo72 02-01-2005 11:09 AM
Don't forget "squeezed those spongebobs till she cried".

Fritz 02-01-2005 11:19 AM
i think I just came in my desk drawer

Fritz 02-01-2005 11:20 AM
again

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 02-01-2005 11:53 AM
On a side thought - what woman wants a loofah (or falafel) rubbed all over her nether regions? Loofah's scrub off dead skin cells - they're not exactly made of soft tickling, tingling material. Big turn off.

Fritz 02-01-2005 12:00 PM
what if you were scabby?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 02-01-2005 12:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fritz
what if you were scabby?

Are you speaking from experience?

Fritz 02-01-2005 12:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
Are you speaking from experience?

no, I have never had a scabby vagina.

sachmo71 02-01-2005 12:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fritz
no, I have never had a scabby vagina.

Untrue. Who wants pics?

tanglewood 02-01-2005 12:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fritz
no, I have never had a scabby vagina.

The use of 'had' in this context needs to be further defined.

Suicane75 02-01-2005 02:31 PM
I'm with Farrah, that is some awfull phone sex goin on there. He might as well be dictating a letter to penthouse.

Loren 02-01-2005 06:06 PM
it's O'Reilley...I dont think he was gonna start rambling about whips and chains :rolleyes: but damn it be funnier if he had...how sad, he's even lame during phone sex, his definition of shedding inhibitions is laying around all lazy like.. BOOOO...
and why the hell didnt she just hang up :( i think she's sick....

CamEdwards 02-01-2005 07:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Loren
it's O'Reilley...I dont think he was gonna start rambling about whips and chains :rolleyes: but damn it be funnier if he had...how sad, he's even lame during phone sex, his definition of shedding inhibitions is laying around all lazy like.. BOOOO...
and why the hell didnt she just hang up :( i think she's sick....

For the sake of all talk show hosts across America, I feel it's my duty to have phone sex with you, just to prove that not all of us are that lame. :D

Draft Dodger 02-01-2005 07:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Suicane75
I'm with Farrah, that is some awfull phone sex goin on there. He might as well be dictating a letter to penthouse.

I now I don't have a nice rack and stuff, but I pointed it out first.

Draft Dodger 02-01-2005 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CamEdwards
For the sake of all talk show hosts across America, I feel it's my duty to have phone sex with you, just to prove that not all of us are that lame. :D

what's your number?

CamEdwards 02-01-2005 07:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Draft Dodger
what's your number?

you don't remember? I thought our time in the Jif was something special!

/runs off crying

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 02-01-2005 08:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Draft Dodger
I now I don't have a nice rack and stuff, but I pointed it out first.

I think you have a nice rack. You are a DD after all. :p

Draft Dodger 02-01-2005 09:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
I think you have a nice rack. You are a DD after all. :p

sadly, I actually do have a bit of a rack.

Loren 02-01-2005 09:37 PM
mmmm man boobies..

ok Cam, but it better be good...cuz when I come out to all the media(the FOF board :rolleyes: ) I dont want everyone to be bored when they read our conversation transcripts :mad:

Joe 02-01-2005 10:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Loren
mmmm man boobies..

ok Cam, but it better be good...cuz when I come out to all the media(the FOF board :rolleyes: ) I dont want everyone to be bored when they read our conversation transcripts :mad:


You have really spectacular boobs.

Suicane75 02-01-2005 10:35 PM
Someone better get those babies out of Cams wife pronto.

Loren 02-01-2005 10:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by George W Bush
You have really spectacular boobs.

Question is..will you loofa them for me :eek:

Joe 02-01-2005 11:04 PM
I think we're missing the main point here... who the fuck uses the phrase "modus operandi" during phone sex??

Suicane75 02-01-2005 11:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Loren
Question is..will you loofa them for me :eek:

I can't walk again.

Joe 02-01-2005 11:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Loren
Question is..will you loofa them for me :eek:

Yes, with a falafel.

Loren 02-01-2005 11:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Suicane75
I can't walk again.

Stopp having no no thoughts about me Suicane, Sov already threatened to bitch slap me :(

OK I refuse to watch O'Reilley soo someone explain this falafel business to me cuz all i know is it's fried chickpea balls, and unless he's taking those in the shower, im thinking it's SOMETHING ELSE :confused: although if it was the food, it would be a little kinkier...
and i hope I dont have nightmares about O'Reilley saying the P-word tonite :( :(

Suicane75 02-01-2005 11:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Loren
Stopp having no no thoughts about me Suicane, Sov already threatened to bitch slap me :(

OK I refuse to watch O'Reilley soo someone explain this falafel business to me cuz all i know is it's fried chickpea balls, and unless he's taking those in the shower, im thinking it's SOMETHING ELSE :confused: although if it was the food, it would be a little kinkier...
and i hope I dont have nightmares about O'Reilley saying the P-word tonite :( :(

All my thoughts about you are strictly yes, yes. But alas you don't share my love for NKOTB so it could never be. Move on Suicane old chap, move on. :sigh:

duckman 02-01-2005 11:45 PM
It's not good phone sex without the mentions of midgets and donkeys.

Fritz 02-02-2005 07:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CamEdwards
For the sake of all talk show hosts across America, I feel it's my duty to have phone sex with you, just to prove that not all of us are that lame.

Cam got lots of practice when he moved to DC

Fritz 02-02-2005 07:23 AM
dola, that funny maroon type bothers the shit out of me

Loren 02-02-2005 07:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fritz
dola, that funny maroon type bothers the shit out of me

thats MEAN :mad:

Fritz 02-02-2005 07:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Loren
thats MEAN : poutyinaninternetchickkindofway:

deal with it

CamEdwards 02-02-2005 07:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fritz
Cam got lots of practice when he moved to DC

no kidding.

Fritz 02-02-2005 07:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CamEdwards
no kidding.


say, when are you guys going to come down and do a remote in hampton roads?

Suicane75 02-02-2005 11:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Loren
thats MEAN :mad:

Lemme hold you.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn 02-02-2005 11:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Suicane75
Lemme hold you.

I think she'd want you to wash your hands first.


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