If you want my body
 

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sounds like someone has been watching "So I Married An Axe Murderer" again

I had the biggest crush on Nancy Travis after that movie. Not the greatest story, but a decent cast and good soundtrack, give it the "Thumbs Up".

We have a piper down.

WTF?

Head! Pants! Now!

Would ya look at the size of that kid's head! It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system! Looks like an orange on a toothpick!

You're a wee sexy little bastard, aren't ya......

You know what this place could use? A big poster of Atlantic City.

younger Nancy Travis = hot

Now, was that her fanny in Married to the Mob, or a double?

NORM!!!

F'n post order bug...

Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "bitch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria!

I am fairly certain it was hers. It looked the same as when I banged her in high school.

If it's not Scottish it's crap!