Herpes Spreading Vampire Mohel
 

There's a thread title you never think you'll use.

"Under Jewish law, a mohel -- someone who performs circumcisions -- draws blood from the circumcision wound. Most mohels do it by hand, but Fischer uses a rare practice where he uses his mouth."

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory?id=463597

In other news, Michael Jackson is preparing to convert to Judaism in preparation for an unexpected new career. :D