Never Pay For Porn Again
 

Bannination over/under set at 2 hours.

Hmmm.. is Skydog or Ryan around? Any guesses on how long it will take? I'll go with 30 minutes.

Wasn't this guy already banned?

It would be a good idea to perhaps change the registration process on this site, figure almost instantaneous availability to post is not a good idea, i doubt these spamming dudes would wait 24 hours for their account to validate, and also Skydog and ryan having to okay any new poster might not be a bad idea(of course it could be a pain in the ass).

This guy is like that piece of gum on the buttom of your shoe. Even when you remove it, the stickiness remains for a while and bothers the heck out of you. ;)

I'm happy with Literotica. k tnx

See, its fucks like this that will wind up causing more stringent signup requirements to the board. (Those irritating 'type the phrase in the impossible to see picture' things -- I'm betting this is a spambot here, or requiring admin okay for all new accounts).

considering the time of night... I'm going to take the over...

So I guess SD does actually sleep. I thought he got his rest by doing the splits for hours while flexin' in his patriotic undies...

(Edit: I forgot the "p" in "splits" It read much different!)

Mom, i know you do it for "fun" but sooner or later you're gonna have to start charging.

You should have taken the under.

i'm actually kinda glad i got to see the message before SD removes it. It always makes me feel special

Edit: Bah! He really doesn't sleep!

Was Abraham Lincoln a good president?

The bad news is that I will lose posts.

Jesus Christ, John Brown, Malcolm X, Che Guevara, 1s9wyxlv00

I was only off by a few minutes :)

The Great Eye is ever watchful.

The more you tighten your grip on the users, the more they will slip through your grasp. :)

Oh, and for those who were wondering, identical IP address (and fortunately a unique one among our members) as the last funny-named guy, so I've banned a large amount of the entire IP range. If this is a bot, then it isn't an IP-changing bot. If it turns out to be a human who changes addresses and does it again, then I'll turn the setting back on that requires that new accounts have to be validated by Ryan or myself before they can post. Usually, I only have to do this when wignifty decides to go into idiot mode and masturbate all over FOFC.

I knew he was out on the porch flexin!

Brown eye for the porn guys?

SI

Ya beat me to it, SI.

Keep the posts, just replace the links with this one:

hxxp://www.no-porn.com

you mean, there are people out there who are paying for porn?

Yeah thanks god :D

Looks like some of the girls I've dated.

Picture... looks... strangely... porn-like...

Flaming...looks vaguely familiar...where's Buzzbee?!?

Good, I wasn't the only one...

Must be a bot...I just saw the exact same post at a different board with a different username made up of random numbers and letters...

So I'm taking a couple of minutes from a busy day at work to recharge the batteries and stop by the FOFC and almost get busted by LMBFWAO. Beautiful. :)

But where am I going to get free porn now? :confused:

She looks hot except for all those tattoos.

What are you doing in this thread? :mad:



probably the same thing I am...

HAHA!! Me too. :)


Todd

Me too.....

Where are all of the people that said they wouldn't use Jim's coupon for FOF2004 because it was like taking money out of his pocket?? Isn't this the same level of injustice??? These people need to feed their families, too!!!

Not to mention their crack dealer. Won't someone please think of their crack dealer!

Porn is overrated real women are better.

It's about time since usually it's my bad jokes that get posted before I can post them :)

SI

I see this thread, and hear Depeche Mode:

"I... hope... I never pay for porn again..."


It's getting even more annoying than the thread itself.

Hmm, I'm not familiar with that, but for whatever reason your punctuation reminded me of Tell Him by Vonda Shepard...

("tell him...that...you're never gonna leave him....")

Actually, it reminded me of when the kid in the wheelchair on Malcolm in the Middle talks.

I'm...taking a ride...with my best friend
I..hope..he never lets me down again

I know what I'll be listening to on the way home. (Maybe a little Billy Joel, too. Just for you.)

That's the one. Ugh. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!