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JeeberD 03-01-2005 07:18 PM

Gorillas like boobies too!
 
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=533601

Third Woman Sues Gorilla's Caretakers

Third Woman Sues Koko the Gorilla's Caretakers; Says She Was Pressured to Expose Breasts to Animal

The Associated PressThe Associated Press

WOODSIDE, Calif. Feb 26, 2005 — A third woman has filed a lawsuit claiming a caretaker for Koko, the world-famous sign-language-speaking gorilla, pressured her to expose her breasts as a way to bond with the animal.

Iris Rivera, 39, sued the Gorilla Foundation this week in San Mateo County Superior Court, saying the foundation's president, Francine Patterson, repeatedly told her to expose her breasts.

Rivera, an administrative assistant at the foundation until she quit last month, claims Patterson told her last year that Koko was signing that "she wants to see your nipples."

Two other former employees of the foundation, Nancy Alperin and Kendra Keller, filed similar claims last week.

But while Alperin and Keller refused to expose themselves to Koko, Rivera acquiesced, the lawsuit states.

"She took it as a disagreeable duty of her employment," said Rivera's lawyer, Michael Adams.

An attorney for the foundation said the lawsuits had "no merit."

Rivera's lawsuit alleges sexual and disability discrimination, invasion of privacy and Labor Code violations and seeks unspecified damages.

The Gorilla Foundation was founded in 1976 to promote the preservation and study of gorillas. It's best known for Koko, a 300-pound simian who has mastered a vocabulary of more than 1,000 signs.

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Hey bbor, Koko wants to see you nipples!

Karlifornia 03-01-2005 07:28 PM

Quote:

But while Alperin and Keller refused to expose themselves to Koko, Rivera acquiesced, the lawsuit states.

Puh-lease. Can you imagine how this conversation went?

Gorilla boss-lady: Koko just said he wants to see your nipples.

Plaintiff:Oh..well...I really don't want to do that.

Gorilla boss-lady: Don't annoy Koko! Show him your titties!

Plaintiff: Fine!

Do you actually believe this lady would take off her top because a tamed ape signed for her to?

Eaglesfan27 03-01-2005 07:37 PM

I'm thinking the foundation president wanted to see them.

Franklinnoble 03-01-2005 07:41 PM

This thread is useless without pix.

Pumpy Tudors 03-01-2005 07:41 PM

OK.


AZSpeechCoach 03-01-2005 08:29 PM

Koko is a she. Hot lesbian gorilla skank. She also wanted to see Robin Williams's man-tits. It's on his "Live From Broadway" show.

Hawglaw 03-01-2005 09:49 PM

I wouldn't refuse to show this monkey my nipples!

http://www.wimp.com/karatemonkey/

mhass 03-01-2005 10:00 PM

Karate monkey's rule. That monkey TAKES whatever nipples it wants. There's no asking.

andy m 03-02-2005 06:18 AM

and monkeys like ass:

hxxp://www.livescience.com/animalworld/050128_monkey_business.html

Grid Iron 03-02-2005 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors
OK.



I'd hit it.

(Somebody had to say it)

sovereignstar 03-02-2005 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawglaw
I wouldn't refuse to show this monkey my nipples!

http://www.wimp.com/karatemonkey/


Okay, that chimpanzee kicks major ass! Imagine a chimp that could fly (ala Project X-style) and do karate.

CraigSca 03-02-2005 12:10 PM

Can Koko be rented out for parties?


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