HT Mail of the Week!
 

man,i have one player,who have excellent defending and he's only 17...keep him in mind and if u need him,just tell me...
p.s. now he's in passable form and he also have inadequate scoring!

Sometimes I want to HT mail the people back:

"Heck yeah! That's the kind of guy I've been looking for! I'll add him today!"

I'd say the Inad scoring makes him a lock for the national team. Add him and I bet you get re-elected.

Hey, if you expecet to get re-elected you gotta listen to the masses.

Write back "He will keep me up a night thinking about how amazing he may be in 6 seasons when he may be as good as all the other defenders on the national team"

The best part about that (to me) is that sure, he's got excellent defending at 17 years old (not bad)...but oh yeah, he also has inadequate scoring, something completely useless for a defender to have, but oh, this guy felt a need to tell you anyway. :p

People amuse me. Sometimes in not the best ways.

/tk

Let us know the best way to amuse you ;) :D

extoll the virtues of Duke and the legendary Mike K. That ought to do it.

I got this rather odd message this week.

Sent 2005-03-05 00:47:00
From NerdleBert
Subject yo

wassup chipmunk?