When my belly starts a rumblin'
 

and Im jonesing for a treat.












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That commercial gives me the creeps.

The King just disturbs me. I mean, makes me want to go psycho and start blowing up things kind of disturbing.

You know, one of those (minus the onions, of course) might just hit the spot for lunch today...

great, now I'm going to have "Big Rock Candy Mountain" stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

nice to see Hootie's gettin' some work, however.

He sounds awful. I hope for his sake he was sick when he recorded that.

did you guys see Vida Guerra in the commercial? she's the Chicita banana on the little train in the red hot shorts. her ass is voted as being better than J-Lo's.

**WARNING**THE FOLLOWING MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN**

her ass is the work of the devil. only a being who is the embodiment of temptation and sin and lust could craft an ass of that calibre. its size, its shape, its curvature. if her ass told me to kick a little baby, i'd ask it "with which foot?". if her colon was big enough i'd love to put my head in her asshole so i could run around and be like "look at me, i'm inside Vida Guerra's asshole". i wish her ass was edible so i could spread olive oil and oregano on it and broil it at 325 degrees. man, i'd get in there and give her a full body assgasm. after i was done with her she wouldn't even feel comfortbale in her own skin. she'd feel worthless. she wouldn't be a woman after that. she'd be disgusted. i'm talking hardcore, with fecal matter, turkey innards, maybe even various types of condiments. nasty.

Meh, Vida's overrated...

i look in your general direction and i'm disgusted. blech. :mad:

I would post a pic of the best ass ever, but I would get banninated. Maybe I'll PM you a link...

i don't care, i'll risk getting banned for Vida Guerra's ass.



VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!

bite your tongue. now you shall suffer the full wrath of Vida Guerra's ass:



UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY!!!!

Share the wealth....

I'll suffer that wrath any day of the week.. ;)

not the best pic. her right cheek looks horribly misshapen. And Jeeber, you're more than welcome to PM that pic to me. :D

you are all man. i respect you, brother.

see how glorious it is...? and she doesn't cover it up like J Lo. she knows where her money maker be at.

LOL @ HA

That second pic of Vida is probably the best one I've ever seen of her. But she's got fake boobs now, and that makes me sad...

damn time stamp bug. 2nd pic is much much better. I'd wear her ass like a hat.

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that's a lot of ass

i consider you all my brothers. i'll take a banning for that. it's all worth it.

her bootie is silly. talk about shock and awe.

Are we certain those aren't assplants?

one fart and the planet is history.

Regardless, I think the turtle still pokes his head out occassionally.

Favorite line from Rat Race:

"Dad! I'm prairie-dogging it!"

Jeebs might be onto something...