Deer God!
 

Don't know if this was posted here awhile ago...

Like the title of the thread in the link below...oy. My best guess is that the driver must have at least been going 120 mph or what not. Hell, I don't even know if the driver survived this one.

Probably not work/lunch safe, but it's pretty damn bloody/gory.

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You can't go wrong with Tim Conway.

I have seen this before and it's not before/after/near dinner safe either...it's pretty friggin' disgusting really.

Does it involve a deer?


If so, I've seen it.

I wish I hadn't! But, I figure it must be a re-hash then for here. This whole thing kind of just caught me off guard. Ugh.

whatever happened to the driver, though?

Deer god, hope you get the letter and...
I pray you can make it better down here
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
But all the people that you made in your image
See them starving in the street
'Cause they don't get enough to eat from god
I can't believe in you

Deer god, sorry to disturb you but...
I feel that I should be heard loud and clear
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
And all the people that you made in your image
See them fighting in the street
'Cause they can't make opinions meet about god
I can't believe in you

Did you make disease and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!

Deer god don't know if you noticed but...
Your name is on a lot of quotes in this book
And us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look
And all the people that you made in your image
still believing that junk is true
Well I know it ain't, and so do you
Deer god
I can't believe in
I don't believe

I won't believe in heaven or hell
No saints, no sinners, no devil as well
No pearly gates, no thorny crown
You're always letting us humans down
The wars you bring, the babes you drown
Those lost at sea and never found
And it's the same the whole world 'round
The hurt I see helps to compound
That father, son and holy ghost
Is just somebody's unholy hoax
And if you're up there you'll perceive
That my heart's here upon my sleeve
If there's one thing I don't believe in

It's you
Deer god

Somebody better than me at Physics figure out how fast you have to go do dislodge a deer's brain from its skull and rocket it all the way through the car to the cargo area.

man

Imagine being th deer god. I mean, its cool to be in the pantheon and all, but your portfolio is pretty narrow. You probably never get invited to the executive meetings.