Follow up to the "Furry" Thread...
 

AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! They're BREEDING!

From the latest News of the Weird.

News of the Weird last reported on "furries" in 2001, after 400 of them gathered at a convention in Chicago, but the TV show "CSI" recently featured a similar convention as backdrop for a show, and the number of their practitioners has grown, with 1,700 attending "FurCon" in January in San Jose, Calif., for a weekend of dressing as animals, assuming animal personalities, petting and scratching each other, and even, after hours, engaging in what one called "cross-species mating." An estimated 300 were in full-body makeup (with lions, tigers and foxes popular) while most others wore partial outfits (a tail or perhaps whiskers or ears). [San Jose Mercury News, 1-15-05]

Must be the rabbits among them.

I wonder if the equine fetish people have their saddles in a bunch that the furries are overtaking them in popularity?

The Employee? I dunno.. something like this..

Employee: Hey Boss! I just closed the deal of a lifetime! a 2,000 person Convention!

Hotel manager: Great! I can see a promotion in your future.. who's it for...

Employee: (checks List) FurryCon.

(wait five seconds)

Hotel Manager: You're fired.

This begs the question.

Just what would you say when you are booking the convention space? Or what would the employee who has to take that phone call say?

Welcome to San Jose. We have a PETA convention next door.

......I hate furries.

SI

Which one? People for Eating Tasty Ani.. Not Going there. HELL NO Not Going There.

Shaved is better